Jake Engle

just a boy trying not to scream

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

Archibald just broke out of his fancy new crate but there are worse ways to wake up I suppose

[liv 💫 @ztterbrg]

why yes i do

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Congress has let drug companies rip off Americans for decades.

Lobbyists, campaign cash, and a system that protects industry profits.

But it doesn’t have to be this way.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

Enough discourse for me—back to regularly scheduled programming!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Madonna teases ‘Confessions On A Dance Floor 2’ on her website.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

And, as always, I am literally begging anyone to learn what the DNC does and doesn't do.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

As a Party, we need to get smarter about how we integrate AI…

& also it’s genuinely perplexing to see a bunch of self-employed talking heads appear genuinely confused that the DNC—with all its data and compliance needs—doesn’t have the same tech policies as their bedroom.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

No, AI should not be replacing every competent staffer, leading on qualitative analysis, building synthetic datasets that inform strategy, and running voter contact. Leveraging real people who understand real people is actually the key to 98% of our problems.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The club is the devils church

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

I fear real people should do campaign work, actually! Analysis, strategy, and voter contact. 🤯

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

Hasan is a very handsome man and I wish I would stop seeing tweets about him every time I open this app

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Addison Rae has filed a copyright claim against the Department of Homeland Security for using “Diet Pepsi” on an ICE-related video.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

NO! MORE! DISCOURSE!
NO! MORE! DISCOURSE!

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

Hasan is a very handsome man and I wish I would stop seeing tweets about him every time I open this app

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Be clear..If anyone who works for me (even if we're kool)trys to "april fool" me they are so fired.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights.

What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

There are plenty of helpful body image conversations to have—race, wealth, access, etc.

But also … are some of you maybe anti-GLP-1 because you’re experiencing status anxiety now that thinness is becoming devalued social capital?

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

what if we all spoke with less authority on everything

[Jake Engle @Jake_Engle]

death by 2016 nostalgia

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

It’s da last day of da year fr

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

2026