Ralz

Rolling through life one Nickelback song at a time.

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

When Deats shaves he looks like mr. Krabs after he molts his shell

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

@JByrd_ @raphousetv2 God bless it. At least come visit once in a while

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

People who don’t put their shopping carts in the corral are the worst sub-set of people. This is not up for debate.

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

@Mitch_Holland Someone should have locked me out of my DraftKings account

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

@JByrd_ @DailyLoud Lmaoooo they got PBs on the moon?

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

@JByrd_ @Nickelback They are trying to bring me down but like Chad, I keep rocking

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

Damn, just dressing up as @Nickelback got me banned from Instagram. The hate continues

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Water left. Water right. Water short. 220 yards.

Zero balls in the water this weekend.

It’s really, really hard to do justice to how good tour players are, but this gives you an idea. Outrageous.

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

@JByrd_ @JuvyWicks My man is a savage!

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

Is it a universal thing that if you tried to spell shut you would type shit and vice versa, or is it just me?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only thing more remarkable than DOJ not leaking the list is that no one in the media cares. Doesn’t that seem odd?

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

2013-2022 we had a great run. RIP to my 401K.

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

NEWS: Joe Davis will be the new voice of the World Series, The Post has learned.

https://t.co/L1xO1BMPiy

[Ralz @Jake_Ralya]

Thought payday was on Friday, I guess it’s on two’s day! Venmo: Jake-Ralya @Venmo

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Josh @joshmanmode_]

I’m absolutely losing it 😂😂😂

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Rams defense to Kyler Murray

[Gary 🍀 @notoriousalerts]

Okay market was slowwww today (end of year action) BUT DAY 2 of GIVEAWAYS!! I’ll give away a 27in Samsung curved monitor (perfect for trading setup) to ONE random winner tonight. Just LIKE and RETWEET to enter. I’ll never stop giving away, no matter what hate I get. Holler ☘️🎅

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Good luck USA. You had a good run.

[Gary 🍀 @notoriousalerts]

Who wants $500 for Christmas?! Didn’t do too many trades today as I’m visiting my hometown, but like and retweet this for your chance to win $500! I will select ONE of you guys between now and Christmas to be the winner!! Love you guys 💚🎅