Jake Walker

Fish Love ?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Eat a Dick…. 🌲

[Lemon Sturgis @LemonSturgis]

I want my taxes to go towards feeding hungry people.

[Ⓣ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓡ︎Ⓐ︎ @hawk_lovr]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.

[☆ Ri @RiAnimator]

that baby could’ve been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

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[jame @kloogans]

i ran over an armadillo with my jeep liberty in 2009 and i still carry the guilt like a stone in my pocket

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

“What’s this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits!”

“The usual mixup with the watch, I…”

“Stand back, prisoner!”

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@DebatingHipHop_ This is honestly mainly an issue in Hip Hop

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@JHoggings32582 @hutchinson 10 of the 11 US recessions since the 1950s have all been under Republican Presidents. You can't just say something is a lie because the truth hurts.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

“Computer, generate an image depicting a family enslaved by technology.”

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@rego60733 @seat_holder @AshwoodSamuel @JackPosobiec

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

going to war because some dudes wanted to say “gay retard” at work

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@Riotpompman @Germany_1940 @Oroboro The best part is you can force shifting earth events

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@mtnmanstudios @RedWave_Press

[Elroy G. Biv 🍏 @TheHatMadder]

“Stay peaceful and respectful, don’t give police a chance to escalate”

Meanwhile, police:

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Jake Walker @Jake_Walker77]

@jamerson_315 @BandaiNamcoUS