Jakey

“Guy was an interior decorator!”

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

Where else in the world can we use 4 languages to construct an acceptable sentence?

"Dei macha you want to makan here or tapau"

#Malaysia

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

Yup

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've learned that if you try to sneak out of the office at 4.55pm colleagues all know you're bunking off early, but if you walk out confidently at 3pm, they assume you're going to an important meeting.

[⛩️ @7ahul]

actually jealous of the Arsenal kids these days, I had to go to school after firming 8-2 & 10-2

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Party time!
@thedavidseaman @LeeDixon2

[Cerlong Paceroh @MeeRebus11]

Mandarin is not an international language
AirAsia is a Malaysian flight, English and Malay is prioritized
The world does not revolved around China despite how big you are.

[Kalaki Brian (Intare) @KalakiBrian]

I have watched Arsenal for the last 22years. It’s at this when I take a break. I will not be watching football next season. My mental health is more important.

[toylan @toylan20]

Nothing beats the disappointment of 100grams rice in Calorie Deficit

[Enrico Matassa @xGoTeamVenture]

@HPNews_Germany The way things have been going, probably Mad Eye Moody

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

When football meets art. My favorite footballer

Ronaldinho: The One and Only | Official Trailer | Netflix https://t.co/p3b41zZTzR via @YouTube

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

Good stuff. Asian Snape will bring caning and discipline back to Hogwarts

[Chatnoir @Mschatnoir]

I wonder..what the race swappers would have thought of this Snape?
because it's almost never a SE Asian....why is that DEI people? huh?

he actually looks more like 'snape' should tbh

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

Well said. In addition to James being an arrogant bully, he’s now also a racist

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

This miscast of Snape in Harry Potter is a good example of race swapping changing an entire story. If Snape is Black, despite books saying he’s White, then Harry is now suspicious that the only Black teacher at Hogwarts is stealing and his Dad bullied a Black kid by hanging him. This seems like a major story change to introduce the idea of racism, and it strays from the source material. 🥴

[Jakey @Jake__inthebox]

Somewhere within, the little boy is smiling

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Bruhhhh. You have to be a loser to accept a cheating girl back.

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Every man does this once, until a woman brutally teaches him never to be this loving and vulnerable again.

[Amit @amitttrmfc2]

Can this woman get any more attractive?

[RebK @TroddenTrail]

"You cant love Sydney Sweeney any more than you already...."

Oh wait.

[cloud nine ♱ ☻ @gilbbywontmiss]

Blood cells watching when u remove the crust from the wound they fought hard to build.

[Bra Zwai(37+) 🧑‍💻 @zwai_ndimba]

Sorry.. My body, my rules... 🥹

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Apparently Korean netizens insulted a SE Asian country and now the entirety of SEAsia assembled like the Avengers and are beefin all over Twitter. It’s a damn bloodbath and I don’t even really know how it started 😂

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

Date a 20-year-old girl
She wants wild sex, adventures, and zero pressure. Pure fun, zero agenda.

Date a 22-year-old girl
She wants passion, late-night vibes, and memories. Still believes in magic and orgasms over rings.

Date a 25-year-old girl
She wants excitement, connection, dates fucking nights. Hot, confident, flexible No ultimatums yet.

Date a 28-year-old girl
She wants commitment talks by week 2, future planning, subtle marriage hints. Fun starts fading fast.

Date a 30-year-old girl She wants a husband yesterday. One wrong move, and you're ghosted for "someone ready."