Jake Allison

failed footballer

[UEFA @UEFA]

Further UEFA statement on FIFA plans: ⬇️

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Big time jude

[charlie🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mfccharlie_]

Best I’ve seen so far

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0-1 - England have won a FIFA World Cup match after conceding the opening goal for only the second time in their history, also doing so in the 1966 final against Germany (4-2).

Coming.

[England @England]

Because maybe, you’re going to be the one that saves me.

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Giving Spieth a Mallet

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

Understand Newcastle have had no contact over their captain & they’re aware of the importance of keeping him & how it would look if he left.
That doesn’t mean there’s no interest him (I’d be surprised if there wasn’t) but that’s where we are from #NUFC perspective.

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Call me old fashioned but I preferred our country before Somalians started trying to behead people in the street.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

@Keir_Starmer Shut the borders or Shut your mouth.

[Jay🤼‍♂️ @JayMMAYT]

The only 2 people I’ve heard talk like this are Jon Jones and Volk

Conor might’ve hit a second prime dog😭

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

A very frustrating season, and without a doubt we are all very disappointed. You fans definitely did not deserve this. But football doesn’t always go the way we plan.

Individually, I managed to have the season with the most goal contributions in my career, and I would trade all of that for a better position in the table.

Honestly, I just want to thank the fans for everything. Thank you @nufc 3️⃣9️⃣🖤🤍

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

No Lewis Hall is borderline treason. Can the king not step in?

[Ross @rusty1924]

It's pathetic I know but the Ange mask kills me every time

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

It's an absolute joke now.

Corruption on the day, apologise the next day. Move on.

I have had enough.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Aaron Rai is a major champion! 🏆

The 14-year pro will hoist the Wanamaker Trophy @PGAChampionship.

[UFC @ufc]

CONOR MCGREGOR vs MAX HOLLOWAY 2 !!!!

Your International Fight Week main event is confirmed!

[ #UFC329 LIVE July 11 on @ParamountPlus ]

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Emil Krafth will bring an end to his seven-year stay at Newcastle United following the expiry of his contract this summer.

He will depart the club with 106 Magpies appearances and a Carabao Cup winners medal to his name.

Thank you for everything, Krafu 🫶

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

Seriously that is never a handball at Fir Park. The boy headed it 20 yards. The ref takes one look after VAR calls him over. Embarrassing for Scottish football.