jake wiggins

TTU’22

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

Look, I get it, Dems.

You think buying Greenland is dumb.

You think trash-talking NATO is dumb.

You think Hegseth firing generals is dumb.

You think bombing Iran is dumb.

Fine. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re wrong. I’ll buy you a beer and we can argue about it.

But that’s not the point.

Every administration in American history has done dumb things.

Jefferson had an embargo that tanked his own economy.

LBJ had Vietnam.

Carter sold the Panama Canal for $1.

W. had “Mission Accomplished.”

Obama had…. where do I even begin?

Dumb is bipartisan. Dumb is American. Dumb is fine. DC runs on dumb decisions.

What NONE of them ever did, what is truly, mind-melting, pants-on-head, clown-car-fire, galaxy-brained, lead-paint-chip-eating, 50-IQ-Neanderthal-ripping-a-bong dumb, was pay NGOs by the busload to smuggle tens of millions of people, including actual convicted criminals, across a border we spent trillions pretending to defend, then hand them free four-star hotels, free cell phones, free ATM cards, and a court date in 2031 they were never going to show up for.

That is not a policy. That is a SNL cold open someone forgot to write a punchline for.

A five-year-old with a juice box could tell you that was Bozo-the-Clown-on-crack, Weekend-at-Bernie’s-running-DHS, “hold-my-beer-I’m-gonna-try-something” levels of stupid. My golden retriever could have run a tighter border. A Magic 8-Ball would have outperformed the entire Biden interagency.

That’s the new threshold, Democrats.
That’s the low-water mark. That’s the floor. That is the Mariana Trench of public policy and you personally rented the Titan submersible.

Argue all you want about the Strait of Hormuz. Write your op-eds. Go on cable TV with Tom Nichols. Clutch your pearls about Greenland.

But until Trump proposes something even half as mind-bendingly, bone-crushingly, civilization-forfeitingly brain-dead as what Biden and Kamala did with our borders, I genuinely do not care.

Zero F’s given by me.

[Christa Johnson @txchristabelle]

Standing with Ukraine.
Downtown Dallas.

[Texas Tech Basketball @TexasTechMBB]

Oh hey, top 10 👋

[Jeff Goodman @GoodmanHoops]

I’ve never ever seen anything like this atmosphere prior to a college hoops game.

[RedRaiderSports.com @RedRaiderSports]

Final. #HornsDown

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s inevitable

[jake wiggins @Jakewigginz]

I was there!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

My post about deceptive filters was a part of a lecture today in Texas Tech. If you haven’t seen the post you can find it on my timeline. It’s a photo my daughter took of me and then turned me into a pretty girl. https://t.co/H1jfD45f1Y

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Please study this closely. We saved many lives with our fast action on CoronaVirus!

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

STOP. REWRITING. HISTORY.

Instead of attempting to spin the public into a hateful, frightened frenzy, let’s try reporting some facts with the correct context. Here’s what that might look like:

THREAD

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[ATO Texas Tech @ATO_TexasTech]

Despite having no subs, @ColeKassul2 @CollinCroskery @KidneyRobby @Bryanengland28 & @Jakewigginz secure the win in OT for ATΩ Gold basketball and move on to the next round of playoffs

They will play next on April 3rd📍

[jake wiggins @Jakewigginz]

@ZakkShanks18 Before you know it dude

[jake wiggins @Jakewigginz]

@gevans___ Can I be a contestant

[jake wiggins @Jakewigginz]

@gevans___ @TheOpening Your tripping bro😂

[(redacted) @squish41]

Give Luka 4 OTs then we can talk numbers. Dude played 56 minutes and LOST the game. Luka would have iced that shit in the 4th quarter like he always does.