Jakob

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

@AndyWoof2 @BBCRMsport @TheJackDearden Done more for Bolton than you ever will, pal.

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

@CFCDaily You’re ambiguity is so poor

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

He would've probably gotten away with it if it was still the Queen!

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

@KanyeUpdated Jesus walks that’s sick

[Oxford Students Liberal Association @OxUniLibDems]

sorry

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Being an England fan is like being the worst of being a Chelsea fan combined with a Spurs fan. Every other team hates you and you’re still proud of your last bit of glory from a lifetime ago.

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Punks With Purpose @PunksWPurpose]

An open letter, to BrewDog.

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Don’t want to dob anyone in here @salt_shed but this wasn’t what I ordered

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Who isn’t meeting up with friends in the park this weekend?

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Really find it hard to commit with my one audible credit a month

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

US unemployment skyrockets as White House lays off all 46 Melanias.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Donald Trump going on a bit of a Twitter rant. #USElection2020

[MR @MarcusRashford]

🗣 #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY

Please RT.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As the US passes six million Covid cases, Mexico finally offers to pay for the wall.

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Sorry I pronounced your name wrong yesterday @MikillPane. Fucked it.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The calculation is that, with the support of most of the media, the British public can be made angrier about innocent foreigners than guilty politicians responsible for thousands of British deaths.
And all while claiming to care about ‘Christian’ values.
It will work too.

[Jakob @JakobBorges]

Can I just imagine I’m driving this when I’m driving my Fiesta?