Windthony Citytano

Faroese patriot and RW for the Windy City Cyclones. Boy in a man's body.

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@theneedledrop Interpol were the best band to come out of the New York indie scene in the mid-2000s. While one can argue that the Strokes are better, Interpol have had more consistency when regarding their albums and the quality of them.

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@theneedledrop Turn on the Bright Lights is Interpol’s magnum opus and should be known as such.

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@MartinC56066478 @HuntrCardinal @BlakeCampbellG1 Yeah Campbell’s a scrub

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@NictoxAgency We’ve got Beau on our line now, we’ll be fine

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff Bro, I just complimented you and now you’re calling me ugly. See, this is why I don’t like you

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

I think I’m beefing with @slipmcscruff now. Who would ever imagine a beer leaguer and a former soccer player would beef over beef jerky? #NSHLhockey

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff You’re fun-ny

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff @ArtoHalla @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 No way, ass whiffer

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff @ArtoHalla @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 Says the man who hasn’t showered in 3 years

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff @ArtoHalla @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 We’re not even on the ice at the same time (for obvious reasons)

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff @ArtoHalla @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 No. It’s the main brand of Faroese jerky, you dumb beer league imbecile

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@slipmcscruff @ArtoHalla @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 You mean Faroese. And it’s beef jerky. It’s simple like that

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@ArtoHalla @slipmcscruff @BladeMaiden1 @MartinC56066478 I have that Faroese beef jerky if anyone wants it

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@MartinC56066478 Who led all RWs on our team in scoring? Me.
#shhbabyplz

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

Hello I am Windy City's best RW ever
Do not @ me #NSHLHockey

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@NictoxAgency billy willy goat linemate
carried my sorry ass to 66 pts

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

somehow I am still Windy City’s top scorer. I guess the second line is too good #nshlhockey

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@MartinC56066478 @ArtoHalla @AsherDonovan1 @BladeMaiden1 you mean your mom

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

hahahahahahaha @MartinC56066478 @ArtoHalla @AsherDonovan1 @BladeMaiden1 guess who leads the team in points #NSHLHockey

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

@MartinC56066478 and i'll windy up your city

[Windthony Citytano @JakupLarsen]

The season starts today, hopefully @MartinC56066478 doesn’t bully me