jalfert

pro professional professor physicist

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

Lend me the strength, Hitler, to grab this crumb and quench my hunger once and for all. Please, Hitler. Save me.

[SIN@C109 木曜日 東３ ム41a @SIN_RG]

#くつしたの日

[puupiks @puupiks]

waiting for a response

[RT @RT_com]

Pet marmot puts on a vest — AND it FITS

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

@raspmary_ It be sucking dat pond water up harder than the 40 year old who sucked the pee out of my eenis last night!

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

@AidanVEnki1 How long are you gonna act like this

[azalguros @azalguros]

Pulling the thoughts out

[ぱ©︎ @pacha_unchi]

塩太　#ぱわゆ

[Jake @JakeE2200]

How the first cold day since last winter feels.

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

bro HOW does this have 4 bookmarks

[K R A M E R ❗️ @life_condiments]

gordon hlvrai core to me

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

hello i am the average american driver. i am on the road with you right now. this image is the only thing in my mind. i want to do this to you. let's be perfect together.

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Showing what your opponent would look like as Tung Tung Tung Sahur. This is the first time I’ve felt represented by a politician.

[g*ggins @bigmoney1887]

I’ll deadass drink w anyone

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

@wyacyrus Queuing quick buy. lol. Lmao even

[Matan Even @mataneven]

How to use air fryer to reheat chicken

[jalfert @JalfertPenis]

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl she got that deep dish pussy it’s steaming hot and ready