Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍

Bon Vivant / Epicure / Melophile / Sportsaholic / #COYG / #RollTide / #RiseUp / #TeamFollowBack

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[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@Asamoh_ @javahouseafrica But exactly why do people still keep going to Java? Last I checked the revenues keep growing.

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@Dr_AustinOmondi At some point, we're also going to have to start blaming the people who vote these MPs into office, cuz they keep doing it over and over

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@FiredUpCoug 🤣🤣🤣

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@EricNjiiru Just like everything else, FIFA will only allow what they directly commissioned

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

Wait, was Czechia named after Peter Cech the way Arsenal was named after Arsene Wenger 🤔#CZERSA

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@AfricaFirsts A Peter Cech 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@AfricaFirsts You aren't a true African if you are violently attacking fellow Africans claiming they are stealing your jobs 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Isabel Dos Santos @Isabeldossanto]

De tout cœur avec la RDC, pays de mon regretté mari Sindika Dokolo et de mes enfants.

Chers frères congolais, soyez fiers de vos couleurs, de votre équipe et de votre nation. Que les Léopards nous offrent un grand match et portent haut les couleurs du Congo.

Allez les Léopards !🇨🇩⚽️❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Many happy returns, Auba! 🥳

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy.
“I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@Mmutuah_fred @georgediano 🤣🤣🤣

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@Danny_McMoomins 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SABCNews Haven't South Africans been saying they don't care whether the rest of Africa supports them or not? As long as we leave them alone 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@Muteeulahi94 @WelBeast Very true

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@IanECox I could probably comfort the poor girl with a shoulder to cry on and some financial advice, after she lost her husband and half her money 🙈

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

Kill me you cowards, history will absolve me.

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@Kristinartz A very happy man 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@0xLuxi The people who own the betting companies are very very rich

[Thomas Jaluo 🇰🇪🇺🇲🌍 @Jaluo3000]

@IanECox Someone needs to explain to me the logic here. Experienced airport operater vs first time operater 🤷🏾‍♂️