JamaicanAndrew

Im retired. Im a white jamacian. I live in Toronto Canada. And i say a lot of stupid funny things. Laugh with me or ate o dont give a shit!

[Robert Borden @robborden]

Never will I go 2 ur place again ur sign says 24-7 n u turn me away 2 change 4 breakfast yonge n st Clair u owe me my cab fair @McD_Canada

[Robert Borden @robborden]

@McD_Canada rips ppl off who go there all the time. Never again #TO @CP24 they turned me away at a 34/7 place for 2 hrs 2 change for am

[Robert Borden @robborden]

@McD_Canada horrible customer service it ads lie ur signs lie u lost a group tn who go there once a week never again

[Robert Borden @robborden]

Why is there an 11 min wait time at davisville station? @ttc @ttchelp @TTChelps that's nuts and no announcement of why the along wait

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

Ugly people make me fucking ill

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

I may have fallen n broke my hip but u guys r still boring no fun since I've been gone! @hanskappel @Lisa_Bangs @robborden @Kevinmichaelt

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

It's fuckng cold. Is it too early to have a beer

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

It's noon that means pm wanna get a beer @Kevinmichaelt @RhysWiddis @lindsaybiggs @robborden @iiiAndrew @imontyt I've already had 7 waiting

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

Hey Andrew what are you saying?? "Im just telling him to shut up, fuck off and get lost" #classicandrew

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

That would give me lock jaw and a bad back!!!

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

Oooo I got a retweet! @Kevinmichaelt what's a retweet? What's a tweet? Wtf I'm not a bird

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

There's a reason why "sober" and so board sound so much the same @robborden @RhysWiddis @lindsaybiggs @Kevinmichaelt @iiiAndrew @imontyt

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

I had sex with a guy all nite once. Well at least that's wut he told me. I fell asleep by 10. @RhysWiddis @Kevinmichaelt @organicaudio

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

I hate being sober it offends me
@robborden @iiiandrew

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

My mother never had any stupid children ......... that lived

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

Their having a cutlery sale. All the knifes in my back are half off @RhysWiddis @robborden @lindsaybiggs @iiiAndrew @hanskappel

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

I always say business is business and I mind my own! But you know what ....

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

This ain't the fucking junior prom @iiiAndrew @organicaudio @robborden @RhysWiddis @Kevinmichaelt @hanskappel @lindsaybiggs

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

@MileHighBarbie I don't know why don't u ask ur mother who let her out for me! Thanks

[JamaicanAndrew @JamaicanAndrew1]

I two time, I don't two step. @iiiAndrew @hanskappel @RhysWiddis @organicaudio @lindsaybiggs @robborden @Kevinmichaelt