Mile High Barbie

I ride the big aluminum shaft daily at 33,000ft. When on the ground I like fast cars and tight jeans

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@Bbissaillion omg I want to be your friend!

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The secret behind airplane food, like everything else... Cater it!

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Happy pride #raisethepride

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Omg it's 3AM. How did I get so drunk I lost an hour? #DaylightSavings

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@Kevinmichaelt gurl I can't hear anything im buzzzzay in the washroom. #stallproblems

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Ooo it's starting to get hot in herrrre

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@2Raw4TheTweets omg you know how I like it

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@MileHighBarbie: Honey child I think she's white girl wasted while #WERCHing @robborden @Kevinmichaelt

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The sexy maintenance guys said something was wrong with the bleed air on the plane... Thank gawd their not talking about me & my gas

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I love you like a love song baby. But only the chorus!

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@ThisIsLino doesn't this guy realize it isn't summer anymore? He's still wearing his wife beater and jockstrap

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Oh you want something? Can't you see that I'm bussssay? #crewlife

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@JamaicanAndrew1 Who let the help out of the kitchen? #thehelp

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If you want to listen to a bipolar steroid using Italian bottom, follow @ThisIsLino

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There are U-hauls everywhere in my neighbourhood. The lesbians are invading!!

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I pulled a crew rest delay and now I have the weekend in Toronto. Did I mention it's #PrideTO so hot men EVERYWHERE

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I'm always Proud to be on top #proudontop

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Is it bad that I want to do a line in the back of my cab? He seems so busy with his convo @willambelli @imontyt @joeypurple

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I'm at Woody's And Sailor (Toronto, ON) w/ 2 others http://t.co/zJrHa8Q1KU

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I hate stupid people at after hours drinking @robborden @Kevinmichaelt @hanskappel