Jamal

i know a sound is still a sound around no one

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

One Tattle After Another

[Raion @Raion74_]

This is the funniest thing ever

[now with More Moxie! @MedicinalMaggot]

I think it’s too bad that we treat the act of “apologizing” like some kind of degrading humiliation ritual. I actually think apologizing can be ego-serving in a positive way. Like, “This doesn’t fit my internal standards for who I am, I expect better from myself” kind of thing.

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Notre Dame roof on fire = global emergency. Western art historians wrote essays abt "civilizational loss." Billionaires rushed to donate.

When US/IS bombs fall on a cradle of millennia of art, suddenly the art world has no wi-fi. Whose heritage matters?

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

go indie. be dirty. be diy. be lo-fi. make movies with your friends. self-publish. distribute at local venues. fuck with conventions. fuck with copyright.

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[meltface dot xyz @RadMcKick]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[q _ q @quipflops]

call em claymation the way theyre trying to Stop my Motion

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

i love how people treat the mandela effect like it’s a real phenomenon. bro you just forgot

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as "refusal of the call"

[byler news! @bylernews]

im not a conformity gate truther but i think it'd be really fucking funny for there to actually be a secret 9th episode and its also dogshit

[鍛冶屋モドキ @blacksmith4423]

フレンチトースト食べたいけど待ちたくないから真空引きしてる

[John Markley @johndrewmarkley]

"An object in motion will remain in motion" is genuinely counterintuitive, outside a culture where newton's mechanics are taken for granted. Without the idea of gravity as a force, the most straightforward explanation of how objects on earth move is that solid matter has

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

not if you have a library card

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

This is good actually. It's why you shouldn't outsource your writing to AI. Writing is thinking.

[matt 🏄‍♂️ @CFC_BaldKante]

No disrespect to anyone who loves these movies but they occupy the exact same space in my brain as MCU movies

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the rolling stones, “like a rolling stone”, rolling stone magazine — all from the 1960s, they couldn’t come up with anything different — a decade for morons