Clay M. Ditya, CFA

IU TEP ‘67 | Chief of Staff | Formerly Incarcerated | Performing Alcoholic | Burner’s Burner

[Borat LinkedIn @iamborat98]

Situationship just dropped a new banger

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

@BarryOnHere Eagles fan logic

[Edward “Tits” Tidsworth @EdwardTidsworth]

6-0

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Icore ops grade dropped

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Might be a little late to the party #tjmaxxing

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@PumpJackLarryIV Trust me this was a lighting strike

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Came back after sleeping at a girls house and my entire fucking house went home for the weekend

[Rob “Bobby” McIntyre @rob_mcintyre_]

New chapter rules just dropped #expand

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@kylesdialed @FurrStayFlowin #blacktivities

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Can I participate in the Brother’s hogdog eating challenge under 20?

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Horry fok
I take arr da I core exams and make supreme leader xi jinpin proud

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

White people when the steely Dan function at plays

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This shit means something for us small accounts

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@Eugene34333572 Eugene,

I will be joining this party in t minus (5) hours

Best,
Do- I mean Clay

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

Has to turn on the heater in my car this morning

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Walked all the way to subway just for the pledge to finally text me back to scan me in to wright

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

Icore exams got me showing up to subway for the 4th time in 5 days

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

Icore exams got me showing up to subway for the 4th time in 5 days

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

Your future wife is the first comment on a fraternity’s pledge initiation post

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

@nattyhoya Central/southern Indiana to southern Ohio area. 1 was a whore and the other 2 were gay

[Clay M. Ditya, CFA @JamesAGarfiel]

I have Déjà vu all the time but I just successfully realized I was in the moment while the moment was happening and correctly predicted what was gonna happen next