James Bailey

Writer for @ZebraCorner. General Rapscallion. Followed by Taye Diggs. Jealous? Yeah ya are!

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Can you still wear gray sweatpants if you're a grower not a shower?

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@TheFFBallers quick question. Who would you start in a non PPR league. I need 2 of these 3
Bijan Robinson
Brian Robinson Jr
Jordan Mason

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#DamageCTRL wins, @BiancaBelairWWE snaps and beats everyone's a$$, on Monday she aligns with @Jade_Cargill and they DOMINATE moving forward
#WWESurvivorSeries #wargames #SurvivorSeries

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IM GONNA F*$@÷NG CRY!

#GoBucs #SuperBowl #FireTheCannons #BowlesIsKing

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If this keeps up I'll name my next kid after @Coachtoddbowles. Little Bowles Bailey (I hate the name Todd)
#SuperBowl #GoBuccaneers #FireTheCannons #toddbowles

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So far my favorite commercial was the #BudLightSeltzer 2020 was a lemon one. I still won't drink that bottled yak sweat with lemon flavor, but the commercial was funny

#SuperBowlLV #superbowlcommercials

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So I may be a little chubby. I'm also funny, loyal, and will stay face down in your love pocket so long you'll think I had a snorkel on

#tinderprofile

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Lifting AND growing the hair out till I look like a brown Johnny Bravo. That'll get me all the ladies....right?

#gymlife #gymselfies #gymgoof #fit #goals #princetonclub #maskup https://t.co/ujDiLCQmAW

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Hey @QuenTarantino how about a Kill Bill sequel with @Zendaya as Nikki Green

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I have an important question: how do you eat your tacos? Soft shell or hard shell? Corn or flour tortilla? Do you leave the back open or do the taco tuck? Your answer is not a deal-breaker, but it is important

#tinder

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So the Trump Administration is apparently attacking Billie Eilish. I'm oddly hopeful that this is what pushes America over the edge and we finally get rid of trump

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Do I want to be a stepfather to your little snot dripping demon seed? No. But I'm lonely AF so for an occasional titty flash and/or hand-jo, I'll be step dad of the damn decade

#tinder #stepdaddy

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@frecklesnglitta Please and thank you

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I bet if it was announced that covid might cancel pumpkin spiced latte season, Karen would put her damn mask on
#pumpkinspiceseason #COVID19 #putonyourdamnmask

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Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh, we actually might get in trouble this time

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I'm going to get sued by Disney aren't I? New video out, watch it before I'm murdered in my sleep by a minion.
https://t.co/brSHQXsAhA

Thanks to @smacktownsend, @VivaMurillo, and @JamesBaileyhaha for going down in this ship

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Can somebody, anybody, explain to me why I love the song I Hope by @GabbyBarrett_ so much? Like yeah it's a good song, and she has a great voice, but why am I so obsessed with that song? Like seriously, it's starting to worry me

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@DanielCameronAG, I request justice for Breonna Taylor. This has gone on far too long. I am tagging five people who I hope will do the sama @LaughForge @iLoveMikeMorris @shawnepurvis @TayeDiggs @WillLynch01

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Chris D'Elia "Dude, I'm getting cancelled. We're into the same thing, how did you survive it?"

Drake "I wrote enough shitty music people forgot I tried to holla at the little girl from Stranger Things"

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Child me "I'm only drinking soda and Kool-Aid when I grow up. I hate water"

Hungover adult me "OMG water is so fucking good! I love water. I need all the water"

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I'm only 98% sure, but I believe I saw an overweight woman grab a can of Axe, stick her hand into her sweatpants, and sprayed down her pussy on the side of Gulf to Bay. I'm only 98% sure because it might not have been Axe

I hate #Florida
#fuckflorida