Rishi Sunak, a multi-millionaire married to the daughter of a billionaire, will stand and tell us tomorrow that he "understands" our financial struggles.
Sod it. Have a Friday history thread.
Let's talk about Simon. Ship's cat for HMS Amethyst. Survivor of the 1949 Yangtse Incident and the only cat ever to be awarded the Dickin Medal, the animal equivalent of the Victoria Cross.
Gonna start a career as Right-Wing Comedian so I can get on the beeb. All my jokes are critiques of the Government and then just end "...but imagine if it was Labour" and we laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.