Jim Bowen

The worlds best diabetic/Sarcastic Dickhead

[Simon Cardy @CardySimon]

I'd probably resign.

If most of my colleagues resigned because of me and the ones who haven't are all telling me to resign then I'd probably resign.

[Jim Bowen @JamesBowen91]

@fesshole Andy Staple?

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Rishi Sunak, a multi-millionaire married to the daughter of a billionaire, will stand and tell us tomorrow that he "understands" our financial struggles.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Tory MPs having their photo taken delivering a food parcel to a food bank is like B&Q hiring Fred West to advertise their new patio range

[John Bull @garius]

Sod it. Have a Friday history thread.

Let's talk about Simon. Ship's cat for HMS Amethyst. Survivor of the 1949 Yangtse Incident and the only cat ever to be awarded the Dickin Medal, the animal equivalent of the Victoria Cross.

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

People pleaser villain

[Brandon Bostick @Bostick11]

They Still Gonna Blame Me...

[Cringer is in a happy place @Cringer63]

Congrats to Tampa Bay for NOT having Kevin King on their team.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Packers biting on play action like Dan Campbell on kneecaps

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion.

You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.

[Jim Bowen @JamesBowen91]

@Willbeazo Im not sure Jack loving it would help your point Will...

[Jim Bowen @JamesBowen91]

Is dyslexia spelling “drumsticks” as “drumbsticks” or am I special kind of dum

[Jim Bowen @JamesBowen91]

@goustocooking Hi Gousto, I cant login to my account opened last week and the help on your website isn’t working. Would you be able to help ?

[ROB DID 🏁 @MrRedMartian]

Where’s Kendall Jenner? They need mad Pepsi’s in DC right now

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

You're not getting any tuna until you figure out how to open the can yourself

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

The NFC East needs an intervention.

[Jacob Westendorf @JacobWestendorf]

Chiefs/Packers fans I come with a peace offering

15 gets the Regular season MVP. A worthy winner

12 gets the Super Bowl MVP.

[Liam Cooper @LeamCoopah]

Gonna start a career as Right-Wing Comedian so I can get on the beeb. All my jokes are critiques of the Government and then just end "...but imagine if it was Labour" and we laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

[Jim Bowen @JamesBowen91]

@LeamCoopah You can mispronounce socialism, “schmo-cialism” when you really want to stick it to those lefties.

[Chris Skinner @producerchris]

Anyone else wave on Zoom calls like they are a child?