james brunke

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[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

Bob Ross: now, add a little Alzarian crimson to your Prussian blue and there you have it, a beautiful green. Me: wrong again Mr.Ross

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

was thinking about making a milkshake, but I can’t have all the boys coming to the yard, social distancing has affected me in so many ways..

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

*Esther watching tv* Maddy: mom what’s going on?
Mom: Maddy, it’s cinde-fuckin-rella... you can figure this out

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

It’s pretty obnoxious when you’re having a good time then you realize you’ll be hungover as tits in the morning...

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

@OHLBattalion @jBraz1517 he’s okay I played on a line with him once

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

waiting in line at McD’s and I hear someone ask “do you have any light mayo?”.. you don’t need to work here to know they sure as shit dont

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

@madisonbrunke you need to work on your tweet quality

[Hunter Hall @HunterHall77]

Hey @dominos y’all having any Black Friday sales?

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

Prof: you guys should speak up about how the strike will affect you.
Everyone: we’re fucked either way so surprise it actually doesn’t

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Fun fact: The keto diet won't work unless you tell everyone you come in contact with that you're on it.

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

@BestTwlt @madisonbrunke

[Red Beard @npcBoyd]

You ever be rinsin a spoon and that bitch rinse you right the fuck back

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

See the problem is uh once I start drinking I don’t want to stop.

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

Walked by a lifted truck today with a decal that said “rough cunt”. But liskeards not ultra redneck or anything

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

@wheelingprobs @curtis_macP the slip and slide returns

[james brunke @JamesBrunke]

Whoever controls the thermostat at western must have raynauds cause y else is this building a million degrees

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Mediocre halftime show.