James

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Y’all let these folks convince y’all burning down businesses is violence, but those same businesses and corporations that literally poison the air you breathe and the water you drink, is just the cost of business. Y’all have been convinced your lives are worth less than buildings

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Anam Karen @InsightTweeting]

Makes you wonder why the French used guillotines when they just coulda done this instead.

[a newsman @a_newsman]

Remember this the next time you hear politicians debating social security and healthcare for Americans

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Oh my goodness Zelenskyy bodies him here

[Django Gold @django]

note to self - don’t live my life in such a way that when I’m gunned down in the street the consensus public opinion is: “good”

[James @JamesDoyle15]

In discussions of “unsettling,” on par with eldritch horrors is touching a toilet paper roll and finding that it’s wet for an unexplainable reason.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

love being lectured about how defunding police is some insane radical position while cops spend our money on stupid shit like this.

[Kay @ohKAYx33]

I bet I can find a teacher in Irvine right now with a classroom donation fund

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://t.co/5O0H2cszAl

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

LeBron has been in the league so long they had to get him his own scrappy doo side character to spice things up

[James @JamesDoyle15]

Taking the day off work to hangout by the pool is one of the best choices I’ve made in a while.

[James @JamesDoyle15]

I’ll admit I can be quick to judge, but I feel pretty confident in my assessment of the folks going for a run *before* the marathon this morning.

[James @JamesDoyle15]

Woods 🤝 The woods

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tiger Woods moment with legendary Masters broadcaster Verne Lundquist is already becoming a meme 😭

[James @JamesDoyle15]

Regardless of whether or not it’s good, if the music in your restaurant is so loud I can’t hear the people at my table, there’s a very slim chance I’ll ever return.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Honestly the funniest thing he’s ever done besides fall off the bike

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

It's worth noting that Matt Rosendale is married, a Republican, and served as head of his local church

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

They closed the New York City libraries on weekends

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How many school music programs got defunded for this