James McLean

Writer, actor, slinger of coffees.

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@SonyaSemmens I didn't realise he was in my neighbouring electorate. Feels like a missed opportunity...

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@ScottMorrisonMP You are an enormous turd.

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@SenatorWong No, you see, he said he didn't believe he's ever lied. So the footage from 2019 must be fake, because he says he didn't say the things he said.

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Is @ScottMorrisonMP the worst? Yes, he pretty much is. He also does not speak for Australia. #GlasgowCop26 #scottytheliar #ScottyNoMates #scottyisabumhead

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@ScottMorrisonMP You're awful.

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#auspol

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@ScottMorrisonMP

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@amysinanutshell Right? Although I don't know if it's "fashion"... For me it's just old hoodies that I never threw out...

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@amysinanutshell I'm inherently unappealing, so I'm pleased that we can be frahnds 5eva!

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It's become so hard to choose a single politician that I have the lowest opinion of. #scottymustgo #scottyinhiding #GladysOutbreak

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Twitter prompts you to write a new tweet by asking "what's happening?"
Shit, dude, where do we even begin? #melbournelockdown #GladysClusterfuk #lockdownblues

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@amysinanutshell

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@amysinanutshell Booooooo!

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I've been absolutely sick of @GladysB and her arrogance and lack of leadership for months. But now, along with the rest of Victoria, I'm furious. #GladysTheCovidiot #GladysOutbreak

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#TheMandolorian S2 final had me shouting to my cat, grabbing my head, squealing, slapping my couch, and basically acting like a delighted fool. @dave_filoni, @Jon_Favreau and their team continue to deliver everything that made me fall in love with @starwars.

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@amysinanutshell Or Nikola Tesla will emerge from one, having discovered the secrets of time travel.

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@amysinanutshell Honestly the fact that KK didn't invite Tim Curry makes it even more intolerable.

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@amysinanutshell They never ever give their own thoughts, do they?

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@amysinanutshell Look, I'm no expert, but I think you make some real good points here.

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@amysinanutshell Please, please release this text to the public. Because we all know that it was entirely mad. Remember his delightful drunken drought rant? I'm picturing 1500 words of that. Minimal punctuation.