James Greenlee

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

The Cats just blackened the eye of the Miami Hurricane. #knockoutblow @wldean21

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Maybe Kstates football team should have went to the coast and stomped out Katrina, apparently a hurricane is no match for the Cats. #EMAW

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear Nose, dont bleed all over Beard and Stache again. I had a hard time getting them clean. #bloodynose

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear Santa, all i want for christmas is a one night stand w/ Erin Andrews. #ablowupdollwillwork

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear cop, thanks for the free pass friday, but if i catch u leaning in to lick my bare nipple again u will find urself in a #hairysituation

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

@BlakeSavage3 #blowsox.....#blowdicks

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear Cheap Whiskey, you give me a #"sfrokesmile"

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

@wldean21 I challenge u to a "tummy sticks" match and if i win u never mention tennis again, if i lose...#unevermentiontennisagain

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

What do u think when somebody uses the phrase "ground and pound"....i think of #naturesex

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear Andy Roddick, u blow at your profession and do not deserve Brooklyn Decker...so hand her over. #tennisisntasport

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Will somebody please inform me. What the hell is vaginal mesh? Can i pick that up at Menards on the big ass carpet roll? #holdthehair

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear Lance Armstrong, Keep on keeping on. You will always wear the yellow jersey in my eyes. #onenutwonder

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

My sisters dog might have been born on 9/11 but atleast she wasnt born on MLK Jr. day. #whiteasrice

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear lady driving Smart car, I wouldnt make it a habit cutting people off in that little piece of shit. #Obama'shoebox

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

What do u call dropping a "growler" and getting light headed? #constipated

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

My lil brother loves peanut butter so much.... i caught him licking it off the dog's ball sack #onlymissingthejelly

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

Dear condused young man at the mall, if ur mom wanted u to have bright colored feathers in your hair she would have pounded a #peacock

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

@jlynn_schwartz ya im moving this weekend. Do you want to start helping me pack tonight?

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

@wldean21 your girls are just confused and think im a bear because my beard smells like #freshsalmon :-)

[James Greenlee @JamesGreenlee]

@wldean21 get that red sox shit off of twitter...you have to know they suck #bostonredstains