. @PandaExpress your wok Wednesday deals suck. Every week I play expecting something different and every week it’s absolutely crap! “Congratulations Zach, you won. Now spend $200 and save $3. You are welcome” #pandasucks#deletetheapp#wokwednesday
He found one of the best Ace Bailey cards in the world on Christmas morning 🎁
On Christmas morning, this collector ripped five 2025 Topps Chrome hanger boxes and hit the jackpot.
He pulled his fist ever 1/1 card, and it turned out to be the Ace Bailey True Topps Chrome Superfractor.
Now, this card is live in our auction, which ends Thursday night.
Bid: https://t.co/e2Ag4kXHzX
Hey @kevin_nealon hopefully you had a great show last night and you didnt get scared of the storm! Swing by Fowling Warehouse today and say hey! Enjoy KC today!
Hey @kevin_nealon I heard you are coming to Kansas City this weekend. Come to the Fowling Warehouse before the Comedy Club. Same parking lot as the Comedy Club. Try out the new sport. Bowling+Football=Fowling! It’s guaranteed to Pump you Up!
Hey @kevin_nealon when you are in Kansas City this week. Come to Fowling Warehouse. Same parking lot as the Comedy Club. You can hike on over to the warehouse and check out a new sport that is definitely your pace. #fowling
Football+Bowling=Fowling
Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
Bob Costas: “What is your favorite American expression?” to Ichiro Suzuki
Ichiro:"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock."
Protect Ichiro at all costs
@bryceharper3 you suck bro. How did you ever make the wbc? USA has to have better representation than you. You dont even deserve to carry bobby witts jockstrap. Stop sucking!