James Murray

[alfie @alfienxo]

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it

[Tom Shepherd @drummertomuk]

This is worth listening to all 2 and half minutes - just incredible radio 🙌🙌#MUFC

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Saturday 9:01am when you're 1,453,654th in the queue for Oasis tickets:

[Tom McGrath 🐦 @tommcgrath1878]

My Wi-Fi router trying to load Ticketmaster at 9am Saturday

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

My theory is Andy Murray never retires. He gets stuck in a perpetual game in the Olympic final where he just keeps saving break points, nobody can finish him off. Years pass, he's still out there, break point down, slight wry smile on his face, about to hit a winner.

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

That’s today’s advent calendar eaten. Delicious. Looking forward to tomorrow’s already.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[Serbs @serbs236180]

@OddsOnFPL

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[Fahad @fazman96]

Aintree picket out in force as always! 💪🏽 @BMA_JuniorDocs @NWJDC @TheBMA @LivHospitals #JuniorDoctorsStrike #PayRestoration

[paige @paigecaunce]

this is a renaissance painting

[J @64_hero22]

Jeremy Vine whenever he sees a bus

[Jay Gamble @Goombaa180]

@Wayne501Mardle @stuartpykesport accurate or not chaps?🤣🤣

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

wtf Rishi why