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I love mat

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Don’t want anyone except her

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Do I look handsome today or am I just a fuckin idiot

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Walking round with a bad bitch in my life got ma dick hard as fuck

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(Looked at Emma wearing a cute fit)

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God I am eating SO FUCKING GOOD

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I’m so fucking tired of feeling so fucking nostalgic

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Working in the rain today but the cafe gave me a hot chocolate so it’s cancelled out the debuffs

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Matt just turned the basketball on and left the room like a parent putting cocomelom on to distract they kid

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Raw dogging life today (no AirPods)

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(Not really well)

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Wish I could surf as good as I eat pussy

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“She be looking at my meat, mouth watering”
Jai talking about his vegetarian friend every-time he eats a meal

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@historyinmemes How are there people defending the tourist? Don’t grab/touch random shit in the helicopter. It’s a fucking helicopter and you’re there for the view. Ya’ll win the Darwin awards

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Waiting for her to see this n text me

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The problem with letting ur girl win in video games is she genuinely thinks she’s better than you

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Legitimately wish you could hear how this man talks acting like I have a goddamn clue what it’s like in his job speaking at a level that wouldn’t be audible in a library

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This truck driver talks but says nothing cunt speak up bro please you are mumbling about the housing crisis right now like I’m your wife what are you doing

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You’d die of happiness with friends like mine

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Power move

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On the train angling my phone at randoms so the sun reflects off it n blinds them but looking straightforward so they don’t think I’m doing it intentionally until they move and I keep doing it until they finally crack on and either beat my ass or decide to move seats

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Just found a dead baby bird at work this shit sucks I’m sad as fuck now