Jasper Wiggledorf

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@DetroitHater Now this… is the content I needed

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@PhoenixClarkee @NFL Hearing Micah parsons is feared to miss the season with an ACL injury.

Team is scrambling to find a replacement with Super Bowl aspirations on the line.

Could mearle be the guy to push the packers to the promiseland??

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

I would rather relive the horrible tragedies my ancestors faced in 1943 Germany than not bet the Las Vegas Raiders next week vs the Tennessee Titans.

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@circumcised4lyf Been in a custody battle with my ex wife. Crazy how “I’d hit that” changes over the years.

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@DetroitHater Those puppies got 20 years left

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@JasperwiggleJR @HarrisMellor Going to the bar don’t tell your mother or else I’ll get angry

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@JasperwiggleJR @HarrisMellor Son please… I cannot condone this behavior

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

Who’s ready to OIL ME UP. (Have the house on this one, sure hope it wins)

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

Someone fucking save me

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

If I have to see a picture of Jason Tatum holding the finals trophy like Kobe did. I will slam my balls in a waffle maker

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

My co worker just got chicken fingers and fries and I’m about to start floating like a pie is on a windowsill in a Disney movie

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing it

[Crip @handonsack]

Woke up to a call from from my kid this morning. He said “F*ck you Dad”, then hung up.

Not the best start to Fathers Day, but now I get to dive back into my bourbon.

Happy Father’s Day to all the Fathers!

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

Father’s Day was yesterday so I thought I would share my experience:
0 calls from any of my children
4 child support notices
27 beers
15 zyns
1 cease and desist from my ex wife

Hope everyone enjoyed! Because I know I sure as shit didn’t.

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

Just intentionally burnt my tongue on a black coffee in order to feel something. Happy Monday!

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

Let’s play guess that gamecock. Do you know what other video this guy is from?

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

The Dallas Cowboys are a bunch of talented losers without leaders.

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@fweetop Dude can you stop fucking tweeting about me

[Jasper Wiggledorf @JamesStarks__]

@HarrisMellor Your a loser