james staver

all i do is slang rocks and gig

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

When I first bought one of my pairs of pants I never cuffed them. Then a few months later I decided I liked them better with 1 cuff. Now, as of today I’ve officially decided to uncuff them once again and I’m very pleased with the decision.

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Don’t talk to me about linking and building 👎🙅 I’m here to bundle and save 🤝

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Some of you have never drank a 40 at Chapman, and it shows - sam staver

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Dudes who are really into vintage can’t talk to girls

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Does Julie Andrews do here own stunts

[james staver @JamesStaver]

@samurollstringa Salty

[james staver @JamesStaver]

@PortlandPolice People wouldn’t be down there if you actually kept people safe

[james staver @JamesStaver]

@PortlandPolice You’re all dumb idiots

[james staver @JamesStaver]

@MultCoSO @PortlandPolice What’s a Justuce Center you dumb idiots

[james staver @JamesStaver]

eating fruit in public is kind of a flex

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Is Blundstones considered a personality type

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

“Let’s just hang out in the car for a sec, listen to jazz”

[james staver @JamesStaver]

People rockin fear of god in 2019.... reevaluate

[james staver @JamesStaver]

what happened to megan fox

[james staver @JamesStaver]

tHe LaSt SaMuRaI sTaRrRrRiNg ToMmMmY cRuIsE

[james staver @JamesStaver]

every day i regret not buying half price craig green quilted when i had the opportunity

[james staver @JamesStaver]

I should start going by oG Muddog again...

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Polar boards are trash

[james staver @JamesStaver]

Fila disrupters are basic and played out

[james staver @JamesStaver]

King of the hill is a great tv show