JΛMΣƧ

you damn right I’m right, I can’t remember a time I was goddamn wrong

[JΛMΣƧ @JamesTaylor_7]

Everybody after stormzy’s first bar:

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎! @HotspurCaIIum]

People throwing pints here is a real, justified reaction and outpouring of emotion, no one wanted to lose their pint.

Problem is, every non-football fan saw this and thinks this is what they’re meant to recreate so go to boxpark and waste £20 on a pint just to soak a child.

[abu 🇸🇳 @_abu63]

Idk how to put this bam thing into words. Kobe’s 81 points was the stuff of folklore my entire life and you’re telling me BAM ADEBAYO broke his record on a random tuesday night in 2026?😭😭😭😭😭

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

To put Bam Adebayo’s 83 point game into footballing terms, it’s like the 5 goals in a game record being held by Cole, Shearer, Berbatov, Aguero and Defoe and then Danny Welbeck scoring 6 in a random 3pm in February

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

If you don’t think that the manager who gave us 3 of the most successful years we’ve had in decades and our FIRST trophy in 70 years has earned the right to turn us around from this situation then I’m not sure any manager would want to take the helm at Newcastle.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

I literally have no idea who is on what NBA team rn

[Neil Farrington @Neilfarrington]

Life expectancy in Newcastle is more than two years lower than the national average. They say it’s our diet. It’s f*cking not. Jesus f*cking Christ, what a club… #NUFC

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Harvey Barnes puts an end to an all-time Premier League CLASSIC! 🤯

[‏ً @azulgranes]

messi y yo también hemos ganado 8 balones de oro

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Population of 1.4b+ people btw

[george @StokeyyG2]

These were the scenes as Mjällby AIF, a Swedish club from a fishing village with just 1500 inhabitants became Swedish Champions, making it the first title in their history.

What a moment for them all 👏🤩

[🦉 Vino @VinoUncorked]

Bron should pull up to the first game of the regular season while wearing his HOF jacket. Remind everyone there’s levels to this.

[Minnesota Sports Fan @HendrickD82]

He was the best player in Italy August to December, set Napoli on the road to winning Serie A.

Then moved to PSG and was brilliant for them and vital to them winning the CL.

There were not 11 players better than him. And Cole fucking Palmer certainly wasn't.

[🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇳 @V2GRML1VE]

This is first ballon d or winner I’ve seen their entire career trajectory

So so happy for the boy 😭😭🥲

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

That big Nick energy 🔥

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

UK ECONOMY over the last 4 years 

Gas up 94.1%
Electric up 78%
Fuel up 49.3%
Hotels up 37.8%
Rent up 25%
Food up 25% 

Average earnings down 2.8%

Now can you see why people are leaving the UK?

But where do you go?

[Dan Bardell @danbardell]

Villa and Newcastle talking about Osula…

Uefa: “you can’t do that, you’ve already traded with each other this transfer window!!!”

Chelsea and Strasbourg….

Uefa: “This is fine”

[george @StokeyyG2]

Grimsby taking the piss out of Ruben Amorim’s tactics board with their lineup today 😭😭

[Newcastle United Supporters’ Club @NUSCuk]

As you head into St James' Park tonight, remember how they have acted this summer. Remember how they have spoken about our football club.

Newcastle United against the world.

GET INTO THEM. #NUFC

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This guy knew why he wanted a Family 😂