Down 2-1 in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final with Pavel Bure coming at you on a penalty shot in a deafening Pacific Coliseum?
Big stage, meet Mike Richter.
I took myself on a dinner date. Alone. And you know what? It was good as shit. Food was good. Thought about wtf I wanted to think about. Laughed a little. That was fuckin bomb. I’m out on the TOWN. Idgaf!
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Hey everybody. Big development. Sometimes you can say ‘Keh!’ instead of ‘Kay!’ Like if it’s warranted, and if you say it fast enough. Like SUPER fast though. Just: ‘Keh!’ when some bad shit catches you off guard you and you can’t handle it but don’t have time for a full ‘Kay’.
I ordered a club soda. Don’t bring me a lemon slice with it. I didn’t order a fucking lemon. Bring a bagel too. I didn’t order that either. Bring socks. The fuck are you bringing shit for no reason?