James Shay

Author of Outside of Normal, which is available on Amazon. I enjoy good books, film and TV and music.

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

@ReadyForCigars Congratulations- you’ve earned it!

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@DWUhlfelderLaw Western auto

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Aw...love St Louis in the spring. https://t.co/QVNd6SxUqs

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“Oh dear,” she says during my home #covidhaircut. “Hey, we’re in luck. It’s right where a bald spot would be if you had one,” she says. #badhaircut https://t.co/6Fwce4QDEL

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Why do these brilliant and brave individuals with the coolest job in the universe have to wear spacesuits from a circa 1950s Roger Corman science fiction B- movie? #SpaceX #spacesuits #spacexlaunch #rogercorman

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Pool’s open, good cigar, surf music and vintage Elmore Leonard to read.

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@StephenKing "You should not drink and bake." Delivered by Arnold Schwarzenneger in a flat but heavily accented tone in "Raw Deal."

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Sorry @stephenking but times are tough and so are TP alternatives. I’ll replace with hardcovers later. #ToiletPaperApocalypse

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Now my dog is panicking. I told him he didn’t need to wear a mask at home. #muhmuhmycorona

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Ka Kaw - #KaKaw - the throwin’ samoan has the #Battlehawks on a winning flight path!

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#hotpockets heiress sentenced to five months of eating her own product...NAW, not that bad...just prison. I’m sure @jimgaffigan is already developing some great material.

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Hook’em Horns!! #longhorns #texaslonghorns

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Gas money give out in Gurnee, so we had to stay with friends outside Chicago for a recent holiday visit. Got caught doing some stealth maintenance. My wife scolded me and said I looked like #CousinEddie from #ChristmasVacation, but I don’t see the resemblance.

[Ready For Cigars! @ReadyForCigars]

It’s happened again… Another meeting of the Non-Affiliated, Non-Aligned, Oft-Maligned Cigar Group, gathering this evening at John P. Fields in Clayton!

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@ReadyForCigars Thank you to Allen for setting up another great smoke and securing excellent cigar weather!

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Is #fullwolfbloodmoon something like #tigerblood and does it mean that #charliesheen will be baring his loins on national TV soon?

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

Thanks for all the great birthday wishes. Now that I’m 54, my wife says I can start making decisions…I just have to check with her first. #wifeistheboss #gettingolder

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

I'm thinking chicken fried steak pizza w/ biscuit crust and sausage gravy sauce.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I know that Twitter is about jokes and strong feelings and politics but what if it were just about ideas?

Original ideas that could change the world?

I’ll go first:

peanut butter pizza.

[James Shay @JamesWShay]

#Hawks fans just can’t look away from #OutbackBowl game! https://t.co/SZ7BBb6NPc

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Very, very funny and yet I feel embarrassed for the human race.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

An insane year-end edition of #LieWitnessNews to cap off an insane 2018