Jimmy

Democratic socialist.

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

Do you think the Playboy mansion started cause Hugh Hefner set his tinder bio to "got a gaff" and swiped right on everyone.

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

First Bus is a perfect example that meritocracy does not exist.

Can be completely incompetent and negligent and still run a monopoly on a major public service.

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

girl you know this is offensive as fuck but I hope you enjoy grifting off of a very tough and upsetting situation. you continue to shock me in the ways you're willing to be disgusting and yet still have a platform.

this was not john davidson's fault! it is fully on the baftas for not adequately preparing the audience/leaving it in the broadcast when cutting other moments.

you putting up a poll is fucking gross

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

@GraceRandolph @NoMoreMutants00 So because someone has a disability, they are not allowed to attend public events as their disability MIGHT offend someone? Seems like closed-mindedness in an effort to be open-minded.

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

Since this storm started my husband hasn’t stopped looking through the window…..
If it gets any worse I’ll have to let him in.

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

@Sargon_of_Akkad This is literally just conservatism haha

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

Health tip:

Smoking cigarettes constricts your blood vessels and thickens your blood, and alcohol thins your blood, balancing each other out.

So if you want to smoke or drink and live a long life; balance it out with the other :)

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

Why do girls with Daddy issues just grow up to be kinky, but boys with Mummy issues grow up to be serial killers?

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

I love how Boris says this as if he isn't an absolute unit himself.

[Talk @TalkTV]

"I don't know who's been eating more cake!"

Boris Johnson has been accused of "fat shaming" Ian Blackford at PMQs.

#PMQs

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

These last two years starting to feel like my supervillain origin story.

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

Yo is it just me or is literally everyone's birthday in December lmao

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

Guys how do I join squid game? Asking for a friend

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

What's this squid game everyone's talking about and how do I play it?

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

People who don't have hayfever don't know how easy they got it man

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

If pollen is essentially plant sperm, does that make hayfever an STD?

Asking for a friend.

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

@robertmccahill2 Well done on the smoking man, tried to kick it a few times myself this year but it's a work in progress 😂

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

One year closer to death yass 🕛🕐🕜🕑

[Durk @shreksmammy]

"You're studying psychology so ya are? Well then, what am I thinking?"

[Shaunee ⚰️he/they🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @ShauneeBroadley]

matt leblanc is ma da watching me opening ma christmas gift having nae clue wit ma maw got me fae them

[Jimmy @JamesWatt173]

@KyraPatersonXO Please don't force your political opinions down my throat 😡