Also, like half of the languages used were languages INDIGENOUS to Scotland.
If you have a problem with Scots, Gaelic, Doric and Shetlandic then you don’t actually love Scotland. You don’t even love "the Union". You just love England and wish everyone else would become English.
“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?”
“There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.”
“Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.”
“I don’t have a ballroom.”
“…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”
A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!
one day you wake up and discover there's a whole generation who've devoted their lives to studying videos of george michael bluth flirting with his cousin