James Steel

The clowns bowed to the cheering crowd..

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@UEFA The football at the 2026 World Cup was good but the Americanisation spoiled the spectacle. ‘Water breaks’ and extended half time shows were crap. It’s garbage the European fans don’t want. They can generate atmosphere and revenue without. Hope SFA don’t take the bribe.

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@surajit_ghosh2 Brocken Spectre I captured recently.

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@ScotlandNT Shankland with a worldie

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@premierpadel Doesn’t the initial contact with the ball have to be on your side of the net?

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@FrozenFire1000 @LizKershawDJ @NHS 8? Could that be a bonus extra just poking out from under the mushy peas…

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@ItsAndyRyan No. Also Nun with a bad habit.

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@SapiensMpcs Unfinished masterpiece. Until now.

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@kieran_ashton1 I see you and raise you Oxtail.

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@itsbluesbob

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@PeterAlanRoss Remain convinced to this day that local teachers gained perverse pleasure in telling us kids we were going on a trip to a Roman fort, knowing full well that Bar Hill is a monumentally crushing disappointment to an eight year olds expectations.

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It’s the morning after. Our flags hang limp. Our wall charts are blotted. But we are the land of Lorne sausage and Irn Bru. No one does recovery better. We’ll be ready to party again come Wednesday. The toblerone munchers won’t know what hit them.

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@JudyMurray @Wimbledon Judy Murray 🎾

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@nocontextfooty Nah mate, Scotland don’t win it until 2026.

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@MrJohnNicolson Wow! Norfolking way.

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@BBCSport Up the ladder, back through the hatch and over the roof can’t meet fire regulations in case of emergency. Pundits want to have a word with someone!

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@rogerfederer Coming soon a root and branch review?

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@caitlinmoran Are you going to?

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@bobservant What hell is this? Lorne with LETTUCE! Hash brown rather than tattie scone. Brioche bun and not a well fired roll. If there was scran slander laws Scotland could sue.

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@curiosityonx a. Erth is phonetically familiar and less to type.

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@Rainmaker1973 Oh, this is just my 18ct soft one. Wait until you see my 9ct.