James Doe

I hate therefore I am

[James Doe @James_D03]

Switched off my EQ and asked a blind dude how blind he is

[James Doe @James_D03]

Why do Americans pronounces Cannes as Cuhn

[James Doe @James_D03]

Everyone loves to hate on Brandy Melville but reality is they’re one of the few not expensive clothing stores that make basics out of 100% cotton and linen

[James Doe @James_D03]

@TheCeeGees @NathieVR @evanspiegel No you don’t

[James Doe @James_D03]

@TheCeeGees @NathieVR @evanspiegel You have zero artistic bone in you

[James Doe @James_D03]

@INArteCarloDoss Yalanji slaps esp when it’s extra tangy

[James Doe @James_D03]

When I was 14-15 I exclusively listened to Lil Wayne LOL

[James Doe @James_D03]

@CBSNews At least he won

[James Doe @James_D03]

@JohnLeFevre Is dignified in the room with us right now?

[James Doe @James_D03]

And my apartment now stinks

[James Doe @James_D03]

Also I walked into a burger restaurant to ask for the bread and they charged me 1.40 for ONE BUN

Meanwhile the Lebanese restaurant waiter who was also Lebanese gave me my bottled water for free when I couldn’t stop coughing and went in asking for water

[James Doe @James_D03]

Knowing when I’m hungry is philosophically easy but practically difficult

[James Doe @James_D03]

@volcrushed Freiha is Lebanese and the co founder Indian

[James Doe @James_D03]

@TheCeeGees @anuatluru Is said lawyer in the room w us?

[James Doe @James_D03]

Authentic is not always better

For example

Corn tortillas are disgusting

[James Doe @James_D03]

@bryan_johnson You’re just like the girlies Bryan

[James Doe @James_D03]

Men 2025

Long greasy hair

Discuss fashion with their bros online

Spend their time on their couch hating on women

wHaT dOeS sHe BrInG to tHe TabLe (CHILDREN)

[James Doe @James_D03]

@DeepDishEnjoyer Have you tried Facebook marketplace