James Barry

Rio Ngumoha enjoyer

[. @disgame23]

Chiesa walking around the Liverpool training ground after deadline day

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Bring me Minteh, Camara and Trent on loan with option + a 30 minute “I’m sorry” documentary

[LB @LBLFC_]

They are a Bobby Firmino and Sadio Mane away from me buying a Trabzonspor season ticket.

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

Fabs are wank

[B. @InvertTheWing]

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare.

It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas.

But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner.

I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.”

I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe.

Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas.

The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay.

“No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola.

But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?”

I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal.

But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem.

Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel.

He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh.

I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree.

We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?”

I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office.

Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks.

A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask.

It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me.

I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?”

Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.”

“I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?!

He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?!

Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard!

I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much!

You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!”

He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?”

I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed.

And then I woke up.

[James Barry @James_barry77]

😂😂😂

[Jayyash @JayyashPriv]

The way the world works is funny.

€75m was spent of "Viktor Gyokeres" but no one has €30m to spend on curing fucking cancer.

[.upthecherries @upthecherriez]

Any #afcb tickets going for Brentford??

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@M0HAMEDS4LAH @EM6IID You do realise this isn’t his gf? It’s a fan that asked for a picture

[James Barry @James_barry77]

The fact he is the manager and is straight up laughing at this is fucking hilarious😂😂😂

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎥 | Ruben Amorim’s reaction when Amad is asked if he is hopeful of Alejandro Garnacho staying at Manchester United.

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@Cityjoul123 @AnfieIdFix @Sxne19iv2 Gerrard slip was 2014. Salah joined in the 2017/18 season. The same season he scored not just 3 but 4 NPG in one game against Watford. Everything about ur comment is wrong😂😂

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@CXMRNN @BackseatsmanLFC @_pauljoyce Very true, he does mix it up from time to time. I love watching Sunderland, always exciting to watch and the young players coming through (70% of the squad) will definitely play prem football at some point in their careers

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@jls276 @BackseatsmanLFC @_pauljoyce Yes, he’s massively improved and looks like he’s only gonna get better. They play 1 striker and can’t see Isidor not starting most games. Will be interesting to see how it plays out

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@BackseatsmanLFC @_pauljoyce Not 100% sure on this one. Dad’s a Sunderland fan so I watch most games. They only play 1 striker and Isidor has massively improved and can’t see him not starting 90% of games. But the club is v good at developing young players. Could go either way, hopefully he plays lots

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@Jones88bones @FitsbyDee @AmorimEra_ Payet also finished 17th in the ballandor whilst playing for West Ham…

[James Barry @James_barry77]

Arsenal: Saka
Spurs:
Man City: KDB, Rodri, Haaland
United:
Chelsea: Palmer
Liverpool: Salah, Alisson, Van Dijk, Trent

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

world class players at every big 6 club

[James Barry @James_barry77]

Genuinely thought I’d seen it all from Arsenal fans on this app but it just gets worse and worse. In genuine disbelief at how thick these lot are

[AI @nonewthing]

Last 7 seasons.

110 G/A for Isak. 126 G/A for Havertz.

Both are same age.

[James Barry @James_barry77]

@Callumfitzer__ Man like Jason