James The P.I 🕵🏻

Former weekly Radio 1 feature / contributor. These views are my own and not those of the BBC. Follow me before I follow you 👀[email protected] 🏳️‍🌈

[James The P.I 🕵🏻 @JamesthePI]

@scott_mills I’ve had to install smart lighting just so I can turn them off remotely after he leaves them on and goes to work 😤

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@scott_mills @Chris_Stark @BBCR1 @scott_mills @Chris_Stark Going to miss you boys 🥲 See you on Thursday! 🕵🏻‍♂️ 👀 x

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Thank you @askesure for accidentally writing my car off with a clerical error and reducing its value to virtually zero. Maybe check the reg properly next time before you hit enter and ruin somebodies week 😡 #gonein60seconds #deleted #insurancefail #writeoff #oops #verywow

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@Jamie27leics

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Asked a client to send me some documents in the post and received this. And to add further insult, my colleague (who is younger than me) said “oh wow, that’s the save icon” 🤦🏻‍♂️ does anyone have a PC from 1998 I can borrow? #whatyearisit #relic #floppy #whooo #old #y2k

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So apparently I’m a “Content Creator” on TikTok now 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m down with the kids 🤟🏻🥴 #tiktok #trendy #fyp #notsosecretidentity

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Update: the decorations still remain. It’s been over 3 months now 🤯

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My neighbour still has their Christmas decorations up, reef on the door and Christmas lights still on and everything. Surely this is against the law? #itsover #letitgo #illegal

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Reporting for duty! #NHS #royalvoluntaryservice #CovidUK #vaccine #goodsam

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@chrismcalees Well spotted 👀

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@seand1988 This has crossed my mind, but she does this every year. Last year they stayed up until the end of March! 🤯

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@SCUFAssist still waiting for my support ticket to be actioned. Check your DM’s! 👀 #sendhelp #mandown #gaming #scuf

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@MAGNANTEA

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@jackxsaunders

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@scottychu @scott_mills Every. Single. Time 😅

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@scott_mills I’m deeply saddened to learn about the loss of the 8th floor toilets. That was my happy place before a show! Many a nervous wee was had, stood next to a random celebrity. #gonebutnotforgotten #radio1toilets

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@dhlexpressuk You accidentally delivered a package to my house that is for a different number, street and town altogether! I’ve tried calling your customer support, but they didn’t offer much help. The call also cost me £15! 😅 please come and collect it so it can find its owner

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@CambsCops Excuse me Sir, that is a Blockbusters membership card. Is Jäger trained in sniffing out the past?!

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@lilyallen Now I’m banned from Tesco 🤷🏻‍♂️