Ms. James

Hey, all my buddies.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

If History has taught me anything, it's that we're about to have 4 years of powerful art.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

@starhyojung I did.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

Hey all my buddies! I haven't been very active because sleeping has seemed more awesome than jokes that make me mad and I promised my husband I wouldn't tweet while on Morphine.

But I'm doing ok for the most part.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

Hey! I'm back in ICU because I went septic. I can still have visitors, just go to the right place.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

"And when you have mastered the DBQ, then...you have my permission to die."

I'm very different as a Drama teacher.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

@masonb831 Too accurate and powerful for you, kiddo?!

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

No sarcasm, I read something that sums up my students' generation perfectly and poetically.

""Too dank to live. Too turnt to die."

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

Dracula hates your mixtape, but definitely plays an accoustic lute to get leftover chicks at the end of the party.

[Ben Acker @bnacker]

DRACULA: Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. What. Fucking. Awful. Music. Stop it. Stop that howling. Stop it you assholes. You call that music? Fuck.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

This reminds of my my students.♥️

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Don’t sit around and tell me what’s not possible. Look around and tell me what happens if we don’t make change. #ClimateTownHall

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I forgot to take my adhd medicine and I’ve now been in Nordstrom Rack for 700 hours and bought a big pink coat. It’s 101 degrees outside. Brains are #fun

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

I am one of those queer ppl from a hyper religious background

thought I was going to hell

But hell is thinking something’s wrong w/ being who u already are

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

If you want to visit me, I made a mistake! Luckily @piratelostatsea is a real Nancy Drew and figured it out. I am not in Oncology. I am in an Oncology unit in the main building. Main Building can direct you to F Ground (where I am).

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

@gnomeadvocate Most likely.

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

I'm out of ICU and into the fancy Stanford oncology ward!

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

@_Rice_a_Roni It means increased freedom, visitors, and comfort!

[Ms. James @JamestownUS]

I currently have a button where I control my own dosing of Dilaudid. I can't think I'll be keeping it because I've accidentally dosed myself enough times that it's become very funny. or at least I think I'm very funny, but it could be the accidental Dilaudid.

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“It's very dramatic when two people come together to work something out. It's easy to take a gun and annihilate your opposition, but what is really exciting to me is to see people with differing views come together and finally respect each other.”

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

‘joker’ but it’s a woman on twitter and men yell at her online every day until she becomes radicalized and writes a thinkpiece for VICE instead of executing a bunch of people