Jami Valzania

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@Tess_Harkin Was it in the little helmet atleast?

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It’s summer so naturally I’m adding a little cold pasta to any salad I eat

[Jami Valzania @JamiValz]

🙃🙃🙃

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Damn, you pick 2 at Panera is over 16 bucks lol…. That’s wild

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@JokeAccount4 WITH because I’ve never owned a car without one 💕

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My only flex is how well I parallel park

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@laurenfoshay A girl with mommy issues 🙋‍♀️

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@JokeAccount4 These will never not make me laugh

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Dealing with a likely chronic wound is one of the most mentally draining things I’ve ever dealt with and I genuinely wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy 🫠

[Jami Valzania @JamiValz]

@Tess_Harkin Emergency intercom

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It’s kinda funny that Cinderella literally wore a black choker to the ball lol slay

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I literally just had a dream about going grocery shopping and woke up so happy lol. That’s when u know ur sick of bed rest

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Not my screen time report coming for my neck when I’m literally glued to a bed for 2 weeks

[Jami Valzania @JamiValz]

That was the most painful game in a while

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@JokeAccount4 HAHAHA OMG the hashtags ily feel better queen

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@__jackfs Dude thank god I’m not alone I was like what did I click to cause this 😭

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I have gotten like 35 spam emails from like clearly a fake Costco spam account and it WONT STOP HELP ME

[Jami Valzania @JamiValz]

Another year thankful I’m not from a Turkey Trot family

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My eyebrows are in a really bad place 💔

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Hey why does the fresh basil I always buy too much of go bad in about 30 seconds???