Jamichael Gouble

I roll with a pack of goobers so silly it would knock the fucking socks off your feet wise guy

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

I got a boner a JO won’t solve

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

VJ edgecomb might have grew up on a generator, but he’s gonna have to find a way to find some life off of Jalen Brunson’s dick

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

“No sorry, you actually still have to get a job, you can’t just be an ambassador for some random bullshit and post it on your story all day.”

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

“Second kidney, you’re up, you’re taking over for liver”

Second kidney: “but I don’t know how to do the things liver did”

“No one does, but you’re gonna have to find a way because beers coming”

Second kidney: “dear God”

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

If you’re legally allowed to drive after a couple beers, why can’t you drink a beer or two while driving. You’d technically be less drunk than if you waited to drive after you had your first few drinks.

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

It’s weird how good soundtracks to movies are when producers let musicians do the them. Funny how that works

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

I want to hear an Asian guy say, “I really really love Piggly Wiggly”

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

You think Magic Johnson is pissed nobody calls him MJ?

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

Just exactly how much pleasure does taking my order give you chick fil a guy?

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

Happy birthday to my best friend in the entire world. Here’s a picture of my big tits

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

I hate passing a homeless person and having to act like I’m not having the time of my life listening to awesome music in my nice car

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

I would say that I’ve looked, felt, and been worse but honestly I haven’t

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

Imagine being the son or daughter of a mom that went on the “you are not the father show” and watching a dude celebrate not being your dad

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

@hottakes77 I can see it

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

“I really like what you’ve done with yourself. Those 16 beers really bring out the color of your eyes!”

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

Sharks could eat a lot more people if they just kept their fin in the water. Fucking idiots

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

When you click on the tagged dude in the Instagram post and he doesn’t have the same last name as her:

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

@yagoobian3 After all that?

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

Before they blow up, I’d like to say that Good Boys (John Daly Drink) is the best drink in the world

[Jamichael Gouble @JamichaelG898]

I’m gonna make Uber Starve where I just come to your house and steal all your shit.