Jamie Shamburger

Nail-biting manphobic hell-bent feminist she devil

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

How it started: How it's going:

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

Is the Governor‘s statement today an attempt to deflect from the winter storm systemwide state leadership failure? Yes.

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

Every time we start moving in the right direction the Governor steps in and sets us back and makes all of our jobs harder. He minimizes the sacrifices of people and businesses. I just don’t get it. st

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IT'S BEEN A YEAR

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH

FOR EXAMPLE: I AM TIRED AND MY HAIRCUT IS BAD

WELCOME BACK TO MARCH

EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

I feel attacked 😫

[National Hurricane Center @NWSNHC]

The official start of the hurricane season is June 1st, just 100 days away. It only takes one storm to make it a bad year for you, and that's the one to prepare for going into the season. @NWS @NOAA @NOAAComms @NHC_Atlantic @NHC_Pacific https://t.co/3TBiIEfPWT

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

My congressperson is an actual idiot istg 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

Our landlords for having a plumber on call

My in-laws for letting us us steal their pool water for our toilets

My other in-laws for giving us a brief respite from the cold

My long-distance family for checking in on us each day, reminding me that im not as alone as I feel

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

ABSOLUTE LUXURY 😭

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

Special thanks to:
@LinaHidalgoTX for being a clear, calm, empathetic leader

@SpaceCityWX for keeping us up to date on what fresh hell to expect each day

Our dogs for keeping us warm enough to survive the nights

@alextall for keeping me sane and grilling water for coffee ☕️

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

@jasjanae It’s me. I am Uncle Iroh.

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Four years ago, I started saving the best of the incredibly bizarre, stupid and bad vibes photos being rapidly produced by the Trump administration to cathartically post today. Here is my Surreal Trump Photo Dump

[katya @EhresmanKatya]

This snow in Texas is incredible!!!

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

Houstonians, while the rest of Texas posts their snow pics

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

GFY DAN CRENSHAW!!

[Matt Schwartz @Schwartz_Land]

Rep. Dan Crenshaw slams peers he says helped instigate riots on Capitol Hill https://t.co/1Wme8MCwzB #hounews

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

ATTN: @StephanieBradb, update to our convo the other day 😮😂💀

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Oh dear: Rudy's costar at that voter fraud clown show "hearing" in Michigan just got off probation for harassment campaign/restraining order violation that involved her sending multiple sex tapes to her boyfriends ex-wife. https://t.co/w9e3jNJqgW

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Trump legal team’s ⭐️STAR⭐️ witness

[Jamie Shamburger @JamieBurger]

@StephanieBradb @washingtonpost @TeamWarren *nauseously optimistic

[Lina Hidalgo @LinaHidalgoTX]

BREAKING: Harris County voters have logged 1,000,000 votes so far. That is especially amazing because we still have a week of early vote left to go. We’ve officially broken total early vote turnout records today. Keep making history, y’all.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

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