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My politics are whatever creates this society.

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@3Barking @ALEXAGY0 He did say ‘how bad’ not ‘if it’s bad’

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@WiggerMaggot What does it mean to say ‘not ready for that conversation’?

The only conversations I’m not ready for are the ones I’ve already had 100+ times because I’ve realised it just ends up going in circles.

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@neysbroTTT @slimelia Everyone has blindspots!

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@kwhat37 @eulerianham Do they have their regional accent before coming to? I’ve heard this same thing years ago on Reddit TIL but doesn’t mean they’re faking it.

Also they’ve found being around other people with the lisp makes it more prominent
I find myself sounding more Aussie around other Aussies

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@Avesvery Makes sense to me and I can’t fully explain why either

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@sensitivefuck97 @ADHDisfake It would be paradise but there would be a mass shortage of grilled cheese

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@kojimaicmatters I was robbed at knife point last year.

Now I walk around dressed as the monopoly man with $100 bills sticking out of my pockets

It’s the only way I can reclaim power

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@Ryandally08 That’s so horrible, that poor girl.

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@cremebruleluvr Auf Deutsch?

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@litteralyme0

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

A seriously high quality Jewish joke I just came across.

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@cosmicjester I wondered that too. It’s only changed in the last few months I believe

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@221Bbees As a teen, that scene where Sherlock visualises the map of London to take a shortcut to catchup with the car blew my mind.
Maybe I should rewatch and see if it still holds up, I feel it gets a lot of undeserved hate these days.

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@seipphic If all the fans are promoting it like you through vague posting then I’m not surprised that whatever this show is isn’t getting viewership.

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@Howlingmutant0 @9mmsmg @ogwanghaf To this day, when I hear that phone ringtone I’m suddenly agitated.
I heard it on the train and it activated my flight or fight response.

Odd because X has shown me 100s of videos of people dying by train but I’m fine with being around them.. but not that ringtone on the train..

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

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@spergpartytime If I had to come out as gay to conservative parents I’d Art of the Deal it and say I’m trans first and then let them ‘convince’ me I’m not, so when I ‘realise’ I’m gay I’ve already softened the blow by giving them a win.

Negotiate down and make them feel in control.

[Insecure Ken @iamkenntron]

@benwehrman @tommysurf

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@AngryAFMario Showing humanity can disarm a lot of people.