Jamie Doole

You don't win friends with salad!

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@realDonaldTrump you can fuck right off! Why don't you concern yourself with the crime rate in your own country!

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@SkyNews your clips of last nights Gove interview are disgraceful, I see you are not showing how rude and hostile @faisalislam was!

[Sophie Day @sophied221]

Kay Burley being as annoying as ever tonight #InOrOut

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

#InOrOut @faisalislam stop trying so hard to be like Paxman, Gove is spanking you!

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Jordan Henderson just asked if I wanted to watch #ElClasico with him. I said no as I have some household bills I need to sort out.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

She lay there panting, satisfied but ashamed.
She knew she shouldn't have eaten all her Easter eggs before breakfast.

Happy Easter, nerds!

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Hodgson thanks the 4,000 fans for their support in Berlin. “Fans are the lifeblood, the people who keep us going”. #eng

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@realDonaldTrump you are more likely to be a victim of a mass shooting in the US than be a victim of terrorism in the UK.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just had a good catch-up with Theo Walcott. I said I was surprised to see him. He asked why. I said because he's not been playing well.

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter?

The same as Jesus', disappear Friday, show up Monday.

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

"Football is simple. But nothing is more difficult than playing simple football.”

- Johan Cruyff.

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@GeorgeAylett do you have evidence of this?

[The Sun @TheSun]

Man wins legal battle to use sketch of a PENIS as his official signature https://t.co/X2qw7yVG54

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

Far too many column inches devoted to the irrelevant Simon Danczuk and his attention seeking ex wives. All so grubby. Enough already

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

Never heard so much crap come from one person! #murnaghan

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@Soccersaturday Jeff's been tangoed!

[Jamie Doole @JamieDoole]

@BaxterJamesb A new baseball hat for the occasion?

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

FACT: The last time Liverpool won the league, Jon Flanagan's mum and dad were still just brother and sister.

[Big S @jshannon1]

@GaryLineker ill informed comments, we were down already with him at the helm, nothing to lose & oh we are the ones watching every week

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

Life Sentence ... Should be Death sentence for those 2 ... #RIPLeeRigby