Jamie Ellwood

I make money by playing cards

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@LukeSmalley27 @CriminalCosta WHO IS RICKY GERVAIS AND WHY HAVE I JUST WASTED 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE LISTENING TO HIS CRETINOUS THOUGHTS

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@BenCrellin Bro is yet to learn about =TRIM() function

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@fistedaway That’s Dean Gaffney

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@JBanned_93 £161

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@Mattwhu What app do you use to plot that?

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@randallbell Nah London is good if you’re a multi millionaire

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@TonyEvans92a @Tesco Can you explain how you expect an automatic car park ticketing system to distinguish between someone taking their 86yo mother in law shopping and to the cafe for over the allowable time limit, and someone abusing the car park to leave their car there all day intentionally?

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@willne I’ve not heard of Avengers no. Ive heard of “The Avengers”

That’s what I said.

Is it? Then why did you say Avengers?

Sorry, “The Avengers”

Correct, at last

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@sussexmarco @Ed_Miliband Not even that bad in December/January time for most families that. How many sqft is your house and how many people live there?

[Beav @__Beav]

Jayden Danns talking to Núñez after scoring in four minutes

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@Hutchisonjourno Ah jeezy peeps man

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@randallbell I’m not gonna call you Dynamo, what’s your real name?

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@thecultraspod You must pay your dues with Danny Bakers own goals and gaffs first before getting Hancock in your Christmas stocking Xmas 1996

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@randallbell Surprisingly shit aye

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@clownworld Won’t cost 6 figures to take them out. Could even relocate them to another side of the store for a lot less than 6 figures

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@thecultraspod Draw the line at Unibondsmen

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@PodcastPharaohs @supersan321

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@FPLMarcin @Samj819

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

"There'll be no securing the coin then, i'll tell the certain men"

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@randallbell Both really 😂 surely worth an enquiry