Jamie Snyder 🍕

wifey. momma x2. ela teacher and stand-up comedian for high schoolers. jew jew bee. Dodgers.

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

Or two first-year teachers in California. https://t.co/FjEPfS981M

[Page Six @PageSix]

Jay-Z racked up an epic bar tab https://t.co/tf54y8pYxS

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@notlyssa Get a swing in for me.

[Baseball In Pics @baseballinpix]

Kirk Gibson and Tommy Lasorda during the Dodgers World Series parade, 1988

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@CawthornforNC Rollin’ on dubs, how ya feel, whoopty whooooo, shut the fuck up. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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@ohheyteffy Come over here. Aarons at work and we are watching Trolls.

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@ohheyteffy Stop it 🥺

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@inkwitchery Thankfully I have a kick butt AC and everything is updated per COVID standards. But dang, 41 humans in one room??? How am I gonna teach them anything??

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

Just logged into see my class sizes. My 4th period American Lit Honors class has 41 kids.
FORTY ONE KIDS.
IN A CLASSROOM.
DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

*logs off the internet.
*logs off life.

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

So did I, Danny.

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Danny Duffy said he cried when the #Dodgers traded Mike Piazza

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

80s kids know

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

WITH THE PITCHING STAFF, TOO??

[Dodgers Tom Wambgans @doyersporfavor]

Mookie, Trea, Muncy, Seags, Turner, Smith, and Pollock is such an insane 1-7

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro]

Dodgers fans taking in the TL hate after signing Scherzer

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May I leave you with this tonight? #dodgers

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@Notorious_L_I_B

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Yeaaahhhhhh…nope

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

BREAKING: Padres close to acquiring Max Scherzer, sources tell @TheAthletic.

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

@MoreDodgerBlues I’m fucking dying 😂

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😂😂😂😂

[Libs of MySpace @GrichukToKBO]

Trevor Bauer will be heading to the #Nationals in the Scherzer/Turner deal. Bauer will be returning to DC for the first time since January 6th.

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

Dodgers made Trevor Bauer the highest paid per-year pitcher in Baseball, lost him before the All-Star break and somehow managed to replace him with Max Scherzer before the deadline while adding Trae Turner. This organization is savage! Commitment to winning is unmatched.

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

Ugh, the amount of embarrassment I feel for these guys. What’s that called? Oh, epicaricacy. Or, schadenfreude, if you will.

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Andrew Friedman texted this to Max Scherzer a few hours ago with no text.

[Jamie Snyder 🍕 @JamieLight]

I’m not sure how this works, but I’m putting it out there in hopes that someone would like to help. This is the Amazon wish list for for classroom this year: English 10H and 11H. Just little things to help us ace this school year. ❤️

https://t.co/6Saoyt5VCr