Brittany Bb Chapman

I am a grandma trapped in a baby's body. Writer. Prodigal. Carnegie Mellon MEIM alumni. #PennStateProud

[Brittany Bb Chapman @JamiePierceAC]

I choose
1. Breaking Bad
2. Friday Night Lights
3. Party Down
4. True Blood
5. The Golden Girls

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You can only watch 5 TV pilots the rest of your life… Which 5 shows do you choose?

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@NickMillerMusic Amy Sedaris

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My interns roasted me real hard today when they pointed out I was wearing not one, but TWO articles of clothing from Hard Rock Cafe.

They then said, “Are they at least two different cities? Yes, oh thank gawd.”

🪨

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I am near the Beverly Center and pretty sure I just heard a series of 30-50+ gunshots?
#wtf #LosAngeles

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S/o to AAA for helping me out at 3 AM Saturday morning when the LA roads popped my tire! Not only towed my car, but found a 24 hour tire shop, called to confirm my tire size was in stock, and made me feel comfortable through the whole process. Real MVP! Wish I knew driver’s name!

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Fun new fact: BMWs don’t always come with spare tires! Not even if you’re stranded at 2:30 AM!

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@NickMillerMusic This is my favorite game in Vegas….
Hot Tip on #3 🐎

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@HashtagAlex I asked her to point me to the dental dams after she said no.

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Girl at Rite Aid just explained to me that they sell Super Plus tampons and it’s not just doubling up on a Super & Regular at the same time. 🪢

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Just opened my window so I could better hear my neighbors fighting.

Also, my internet is down.

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Found the perfect video.

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Twitter, I know we’re talking about George Santos, but why aren’t more of us talking about his loyal henchmen? Have you SEEN their dedication? #kitararavache

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Ponderosa Steakhouse… 😏

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Who sat around and thought “lol let’s just start eating celery”?

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@ashleyngudewitt Also this is Ashley, I’m a grandma and forgot how to use the internet @ashleyngudewitt 😹🌲

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My friend Ashley made this incredible song!!!! Check it out, a 👑!!!
https://t.co/R4mnd2kAOe

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Is $20 the new $5? 😭

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Today the construction workers across the street started with blasting Metalcore and have moved onto Christian Contemporary rock. I love & am grateful for this nuance…

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Thought about making a word cloud with all the first names of men I’ve fucked, then remembered I didn’t want to give the computers the power.