@liv_thatsme @jackiembouvier My dad died 4 years ago and the very last intelligible thing he said
to us (4 siblings) as we sat around his bed in the hospice was "you can all go find your birth parents now", then he winked and went to sleep. The ultimate "you're adopted" prank. 10/10
Dear everybody, @realDonaldTrump WILL start a nuclear war and allow hundreds of thousands to be killed just to deflect attention from the investigation into his Russian links. Dont think he wont. He absolutely will.
Apart from one kid who was killed in a car crash, none of my school friends, as far as im aware, has died in the 30 odd years since.
Until this year.
4 have popped off.
Life (and death) come at you fast. Have fun while you're able.
Also, fuck @realDonaldTrump
8 Months ago I warned you that Maria Butina was a Russian Spy connected to the NRA.
Today I am warning you all that many within the GOP are compromised.
I am nearly 100% confident in this statement.
Feel free to rub it in my face later and call me a LIAR if I'm wrong.
Was given a beautifully crafted reuseable stainless steel straw with my glass of ginger beer at a café today. It promptly shattered the lip of the glass the first time i put it down on the table.
Texas House State Republican Jason Villalba just called for Trump to be IMPEACHED!
Please RETWEET your praise to this fellow American and Patriot!
@JasonVillalba
Scientist: Ive invented a tiny robot that comes out when you are in bed and it cleans your benchtops, and its powered by the food scraps that it cleans up, then hides when you turn the lights on so you never have to see it working.
Me: Youve invented mice.