Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥

She/Her | 30 | Local Bicon 💖💜💙 & Bruin 💛🐻💙 | @itsthecobo holds my heart 💛 | A generational talent in the measurable sense

[✪४Cait⩔⍟ CEO of Magician!Seb 🎩🪄 @TerrysBowTie]

Me about to beat his ass

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[✦Mythiccae✦ 👻🍄 @mythiccae_]

Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Hoshi @HoshizoraTTV]

this is the nail in the coffin for competitive balance lmao

[Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @Jamie_elociN]

If I see another job posting looking for candidates who have experience using AI tools, I’m going to send them this image along with a 15 page document detailing why they’re a fucking chud for letting their braincells rot

[halsey @halsey]

I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.

[Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @Jamie_elociN]

@ItstheCobo

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Hilary Duff invented Pride month

[ant ♱ saw bnd 2x @spideyoomf]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

You gotta hand it to Bill Pullman in Lost Highway: “That’s fucking crazy, man” is the perfect response to a frightening being telling you he’s in your house right now

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @Jamie_elociN]

Did I know my life would turn into this? No, but it’s honest work and someone has to do it. Proud to serve the gays and theys in my cunt-ry. 🫡

[Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @Jamie_elociN]

To any girlies who are worried about aging, I just wanna assure you that girlhood truly is forever. You can recklessly cut your hair off at home in the middle of the night at any age and the dopamine hit will never fade.✨

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Have never been afraid of pitbulls. They look like little cows to me

[Jamie Nicole 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @Jamie_elociN]

@liliuhms VESTA MY SWEET GIRL!!! 💛💛💛