Stitch ≅

Probably complaining my back hurts after a gig Photography account: @Stitch_Photo13

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[Kelce Brothers @kelcebrothers]

Congratulations Taylor & Travis!!! 🥂

[Chris 🦑 @_teletext]

Gonna record the England game and watch it at 1am regardless. I haven’t booked Monday off for nothing.

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

If East Midlands could run a fucking train operation it would be fucking fantastic. Joke of a train service

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

@EastMidRailway why do your st pancras staff only let through select passengers. I have a valid ticket but I’m not allowed through the barriers seconds after I watched your staff let through a different girl

[☭ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔯☭ @Connor_RiceyGFC]

Mate we had to deal with literal magic, you can't tactically plan for that

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It’s soooooo hot can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and give AI a little timeout? We beg

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you @taylorswift13 and @tkelce for the generous gift to @dollyslibrary! ❤️ I wish you both the best, and know that I will always love you.

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

Nandos gave away too many free meals. That’s not the spirit @NandosUK

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

Still find it wild if you don’t have enough money for the amounts on money bags you can’t put it in your bank

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

@reputationmol I’ll book mine for whatever time I don’t care at this point. I just never want to have to use the dvsa website again 😭

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

Got to the front of the driving test queue just to be kicked out and sent back to the homepage. Gonna start a riot

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Basically i love how every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

Worried you might miss the England game on Wednesday by being stuck at work?

Easy. You have to leave for a Dr's appointment. Just don't mention that it's DR Congo.

[tern @1goodtern]

Another heatwave predicted here for about ten days time.
Maybe worse than the current one.

We should start naming them the way we name storms, and name them after climate deniers and fossil fuel companies.

[Tyler @tjhansen]

Want to feel old? This was so long ago that the fact these interns were wearing sneakers with their business attire was so uncommon it was part of the news coverage

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[Stitch ≅ @Stitch_Knight13]

Check out Stitch Knight's video! #TikTok https://t.co/OhqyLkm1p2