Jamie Boyle

Though I’m sure you mean no offense, in the actual world of entertainment I’m what’s known as offer only.

[Jamie Boyle @JamisonBoyle]

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno," I whisper to myself as silent tears cascade down my cheeks.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Wait was “Oedipus” always pronounced “eat a puss” I feel like I’m being gaslit

[Jason P. Frank @jasonspank]

the tony awards are tonight, which is a great time if you like watching the gayest gay you've ever seen thank his wife

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

I rarely laugh out loud, but this had me laughing so hard.😂😅😂😅

[Klara @klara_sjo]

l wonder if Jack Skellington thinks about fat white chicks that live in trailer parks as much as they think about him.

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

[Jamie Boyle @JamisonBoyle]

Sinners > OBAA

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Finally the happy ending for someone in the movie 😂

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s time as a country that we start addressing religious psychosis as a public health issue

[Tom Joseph @TomJChicago]

We've now experienced 10 years of our country split in two over whether to hide and deny, or to expose and hold Trump accountable for his many crimes, treason and health decline.
-Trump conspired with Russian Intelligence in 2016. It was real. Roger Stone's trial proved it.
-He was impeached and should have been removed for extorting Ukraine to fabricate dirt on Biden.
-He rightly should have been convicted in the Senate for his Jan 6 crimes, but Mitch screwed America.
-He was convicted of 34 felonies in New York, but his voters lost any of their remaining integrity in the process
-He should have been barred from running via the 14th Amendment, for Jan 6, but SCOTUS screwed us.
-He should have been criminally convicted for Jan 6 and the lead up crimes, but SCOTUS screwed us by giving him immunity.
-He committed treason with classified documents and would have been convicted, but flaccid Merrick Garland got outplayed by corrupt Judge Aileen Cannon.
-He's selling pardons, taking bribes and syphoning money to himself, but Congress of course, won't impeach him.
-His doctors and enablers have engaged in a multi-year effort to lie about his deterioration from Frontotemporal Dementia, even as he becomes more psychotic, unstable and impaired.
-He sexually assaulted underage girls with Epstein, but the largest coverup in US history is keeping the vast trove of evidence about him hidden.

Trump has been a parasite on the nation. To those protecting him- you should be ashamed. What a stupid thing to wreck our country for. He's weakening by the day. He won't finish his term. When he exits, the cult collapses.

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Of course the fat fuck staged his fake assassination.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

He also stopped campaigning for two weeks before this happened. They were rehearsing. Don’t even try to convince me otherwise. And yes I believe he’d let an American citizen die for this because he doesn’t give a single solitary shit about any of us

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Exactly the same fucking vibe.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A PEDOPHILE AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

[St. Olaf Stories @StOlafStories]

Victoria Beckham during Brooklyn’s first dance:

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?