Jan-Michael Volvo™

The Jan-Michael Volvo™ Cars of the Mar-a-Lagos Mechanic that rolls in a #SmokeFleet Volvo but sometimes a 60 year old black woman - DJT 🫐🇺🇸

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Shakedown, 1979

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@washingtonpost republicans data centers

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@TheRobRedFord @MarkRuffalo don't make him angry. you wouldn't like Lou when he's angry

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@catturd2 they should have a free throw contest. granny style

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@mouthy_the rake. they been mismanaging their forests fam

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Today is August 24, 2026 and the President of the United States of America Donald J. Trump is on wildfire.

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@HankDesmondPhD raiders are on fire. so hot right now

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It kind of seems like Mitch McConnell is dead.

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@NBCNews yo @spencerpratt let's pack up for Nevada fam

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@DailyMail hubba hubba

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@PuddingBrains @JesseBWatters @FoxNews come now doctor let us be civil

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@Kcconchgirl1 @FoxNews

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@LarryBoorstein @FoxNews the @foxNews editors are woke

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@JustinBuzzard @FoxNews neither did Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch

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@CNN so peter you've become a pirate

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@ABC the ring checks out but IDK fam

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today I was asked what would be the best way and I was all like probably El Niño
https://t.co/RDc1JKmxX8

[Reuters @Reuters]

Rudiyansah, 16, has spent every dry season watching wildfires march toward his home in the outskirts of Palangka Raya, Central Kalimantan, Indonesia. This year, as El Niño turned the blazes brutal, he decided to fight back — alongside his dad and a Superman costume

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@HunterBiden @bruce_lugo #smokefleet ✊

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“We’ve got this, Donald — he’s watching over us.”

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@DORK_maga are you kidding me. trump so meta

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Many, many people come to me and say "Sir!" NACHO! They come to the red house. I tell them rust boosting hydrating concealer. They will bronze me in Golf Cart 1. His/her TACO cart. Spikeoil! Absentee voting 'only' for me. Judges I don't like don't judge a book by it's cover - DJT