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Life maxing

[Mack @whatMackSays]

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

If KRA tried this in Kenya, we wouldn't be auditing the shops, we’d be auditing the lottery.

Kenyans would have forensic proof that the KES 1M jackpot was rigged to go to a politician's "unemployed" nephew who drives a V8. 💀

[CR1337 @CR1337]

In order to prevent stores from evading taxes, every receipt in Taiwan is automatically a lottery ticket, too, which can win up to $300k, turning customers into voluntary tax auditors:

[Valzar @ortheion]

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible."

— Lawrence of Arabia

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Conor McGregor

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

here we go;
The Sovereign Disruptor: How Raila Odinga Built Kenya’s Modern Economy—And When He Was Willing to Burn It Down
https://t.co/CCdjZOTGoT

[Null @Vhoyde]

I'm gonna find a big booty, small waist, big titty baddie and vent my concerns about this country's future

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

Kids: Mom, how did we become so rich?

Her: Your Dad had enough saved up to invest during the 2026 world cup, a little faith, and the good sense to put it all on the right team.

[Bankelele @bankelele]

Past AGMs with drama: ARM evicting Bamburi Cement, KQ director elections, ICDCI becoming Centum, and Uchumi auditors under fire. Shareholders were also fired up over low dividends, use of profits for CSR, asset sales, rogue stockbrokers and minority rights https://t.co/e6jp2ZlC3I

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Her ass fat tho.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Squirt is piss only if she’s ugly, it’s Champaign if she’s pretty

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

The kit quality for Nairobi Marathon leaves a lot to be desired.

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

If suffering is the currency of atonement, Kenya has long overpaid.

The cosmos owes us a receipt.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

The government has revealed plans to use cash from the 1.5 per cent Affordable Housing Levy as collateral for a Sh100 billion loan in a process known as securitisation, signalling that the controversial deduction could become a near-permanent feature on workers’ payslips.

Read more: https://t.co/4dGWYd0iGM

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

Ken Walibora (Swahili)
Meja Mwangi (English)

[Kibangabooks|Kenyan & African books @KibangaBooks]

Since everyone is sharing their favourite Kenyan authors, who is the best Kenyan Author?

[Lewyyyy @majestic_lewis]

My friend, Twitter user @Gatwero_1 was involved in a bad road accident last week on Wednesday. He is still unconscious. He has exhausted his insurance cover, and the medical bills keep on piling up.
We are requesting for your financial support. Any amount will go a long way.
RT

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Leonardo da Vinci's greatest paragraph

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

Arteta level tactico

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Ooh sana. 🥹❤️

[Gonzalon't 🇵🇸☭ @Wommzaa]

@garlotic Porque es agua en lugar de cerveza. Hace daño psicológico.

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

Peak french hygiene 😂

[👉🏾👈🏾 @Jan_eok]

Insightful

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

Here is a rule book that I have used to pick some very good stocks

1. Has Jensen mentioned it
2. Does it supply infrastructure
3. Is it a monopoly or near monopoly
4. Is it small enough to 3X?
5 .Is revenue inflection becoming visible
6 Is management buying or has Jensen taken a stake
7 .The Sandisk test. Is it close to 52 week low
8. How many analysts are covering it. Ideally less than 3