PrEying Jantis

she/her. Loved but left wild.

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

This is what every Twitter trending topic looks like to me now

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Loading the ashes of Goofy into a firework

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

@kinetic_keely I bought like three string bikinis at Walmart at the start of the summer because they were so cheap and turns out I love them and I mix and match

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Danté Stewart (Stew) @stewartdantec]

I love this picture of James Baldwin.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

@astrochodex Have you tried using 5-in-1 shampoo?

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

@astrochodex Legally speaking this is objectively true

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

The concerns of teachers are rarely taken seriously. Of course they’ll add more active shooter drills next school year to “calm us down,” and we will be expected to say “thank you for the acknowledgment” and move on without any real protection or change.

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

My greatest worry in returning to teaching isn’t whether I’ll do well after a few years out of the game or whether I can keep a healthy work/life balance. Instead my greatest worry is whether or not I’ll be brave enough to protect my students from gunfire.

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

As if teaching children isn’t already an emotionally taxing job, let’s add a constant threat of death or (at the very least) irreparable trauma. Somehow it doesn’t surprise me that almost nothing will be done to prevent these types of incidents considering that

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

@astrochodex I love

[PrEying Jantis @JanaIshee]

I’ve literally been begging for this type of season for years and I’m so pleased to hear it

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

just had to be there

[Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi]

There need to be more songs like “No Scrubs,” songs that introduce you to a new kind of creature and then the remaining verses go deep into its stats and lore

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list:
-nosewise
-garlik
-pretyman
-gaylarde
-norman
-filthe

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money